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Brown shoes don't make it |
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Brown Shoes don't make it |
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Quit school, why fake it |
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Brown shoes don't make it |
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TV dinner by the pool |
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Watch your brother grow a beard |
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Got another year of school |
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You're okay, he's too weird |
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Be a plummer |
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He's a bummer |
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He's a bummer every summer |
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Be a loyal plastic robot |
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For a world that doesn't care |
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That's right |
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Smile at every ugly |
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Shine on your shoes and cut your hair |
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Be a jerk-go to work |
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Be a jerk-go to work |
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Be a jerk-go to work |
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Be a jerk-go to work |
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Do your job, and do it right |
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Life's a ball |
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TV tonight |
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Do you love it |
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Do you hate it |
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There it is |
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The way you made it |
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A world of secret hungers |
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Perverting the men who make your laws |
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Every desire is hidden away |
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In a drawer in a desk by a Naugahyde chair |
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On a rug where they walk and drool |
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Past the girls in the office |
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We see in the back |
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Of the City Hall mind |
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The dream of a girl about thirteen |
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Off with her clothes and into a bed |
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Where she tickles his fancy |
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All night long |
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His wile's attending an orchid show |
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She squealed for a week to get him to go |
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But back in the bed his teen-age queen |
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Is rocking and rolling and acting obscene |
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Baby, baby. .. |
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Baby, baby. . . |
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Cimmie then cakes, uh! |
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If I do I'm gonna lose my... |
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And he loves it, he loves it |
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It curls up his toes |
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She wipes his fat neck |
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And it lights up his nose |
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But he cannot be fooled |
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Old City Hall Fred |
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She's nasty, she's nasty |
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She digs it in bed |
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That's right |
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Do it again, ha |
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And do it some more |
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Hey, that does it, by golly |
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And she's nasty for sure |
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Nasty nasty nasty |
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Nasty nasty nasty |
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Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty |
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She's a dirty young mind, corrupted |
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Corroded |
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Well she's thirteen today |
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And I hear she gets loaded |
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If she were my daughter, I'd... |
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What would you do, Frankie? |
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If she were my daughter, I'd ... |
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What would you do, Frankie? |
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Check this out |
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Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup |
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And strap her on again, oh baby |
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Smother that girl in chocolate syrup |
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And strap her on again, oh baby |
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She's my teen-age baby |
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She turns me on |
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I'd like to make her do a nasty |
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On the White House lawn |
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Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup |
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And boogie 'till the cows come home |
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Time to go home |
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Madge is on the phone |
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Got to meet the Gurney's and a dozen gray attorneys |
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TV dinner by the pool |
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I'm so glad I finished school |
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Life is such a ball |
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I run the world from City Hall |
