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Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees |
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He said "Hey mama, hey let me check your oil all right?" |
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She said "No, no honey, not tonight. |
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Come back Monday, come back Tuesday, and then I might" |
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I said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita, what are you up to? |
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My Juanita |
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I said Jaunita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to? |
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My Juanita |
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Don't want nobody who won't dive for dimes |
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Don't want no speedballs 'cause I might die trying |
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Throw me a line, throw me a line |
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'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues |
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I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan |
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Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and start to run |
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Runnin' down the street yelling at the top of his lungs |
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"All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun" |
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"All I want in this life and time is some hit and run" |
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I said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita, what are you up to? |
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My Jaunita |
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I said Jaunita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to? |
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My Juanita |
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Put my money in your meter baby so it won't run down |
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But you caught me in the squeeze play on the cheesy side of town |
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Throw me a dime, throw me a line |
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'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues |
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I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan |
