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2 Live Crew |
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Miscellaneous |
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Bill So Horny |
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[ ] = sampled words |
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[What'll we get for ten dollars?] |
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[Every t'ing you want.] |
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[Everything?] |
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[Every t'ing] |
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BILL: Monica? |
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MONICA: Yes, Bill? |
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B: Monica, what would you do for a job here at the White House? |
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M: I'd do anything, Bill. |
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B: Really? |
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M: Mm-hm. |
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B: Well, do you swallow? |
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M: I sure do, Bill. |
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B: You do? |
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M: Mm-hm. |
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B: Well, what would you do with this cigar? |
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M: Well why don't you let me show you, Billy. |
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[Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!] |
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[Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaah!] |
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Chorus (repeated during breakdowns) |
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[Ahh! Me so horny!] |
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[Me love you long time!] |
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Verse 1: Brother Marquis |
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Sittin' in my office with my ************ on hard |
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******' all the interns 'cause I'm the boss |
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Picked up the telephone to call one of my ************es |
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Said, "What's up, Monica baby? Can you come and kiss it?" |
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She arrived at the White House, knocked on the door, |
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Threw her draws on the floor and said "****** me!" like a whore |
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"I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning! |
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Your ************ is much bigger than Vernon Jordan's." |
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Chorus |
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BILL (during chorus): Now Monica ... Monica, c'mon, let's go into the |
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Oval Office, girl. I just wanna break you off a lil' somethin' ... Come |
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on now, let's go ... well, you know we can go half on it, baby ... |
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Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice |
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Gore always asks him why he sexes so much |
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It's the perks of being Prez; you always get a nut |
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Since you're married to Tipper, you shouldn't be sad |
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Don't tell Hilary so she won't get mad |
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'Cause you know she'll be disgusted if he ever gets busted |
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And Newt will be mad 'cause he didn't get the ass |
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He's a Prez in heat, a freak without warning |
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He loves oral sex, 'cause Bill so horny! |
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Chorus |
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BILL (during chorus): Oh, Monica, I want you to come over here |
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and break me off in the Oval Office, now ... di-did you bring your |
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Presidential knee-pads? I'm ready to get my freak on, girl, I don't |
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know about you ... I'm not a player no more, girl ... naw, I just |
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crush a lot ... |
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Verse 3: Brother Marquis |
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You can say I'm a pervert or a desperate mother****** |
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I'll hook you up with Paula and let you do each other |
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I'll play with your mind just like it's a game |
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I'll call my homie Vernon so we can run a "train" |
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And ****** Linda Tripp, 'cause I hate that ************ |
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I even got her on tape sucking on my ************ |
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I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning |
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Hilary's my wife, but Monica baby, you're my woman |
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Chorus |
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BILL (during chorus): Oh Monica ... oh, I can't believe it's so |
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good, girl ... I'm gonna have to take you to the next Democratic |
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Convention ... so you can hook up all the fellas ... this'll be good |
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for some vogues ... I can't believe this ... ohhh God ... |
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Breakdown: |
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(Mixx cuts and scratches "Hey, what's the matter, baby?") |
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Chorus |
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BILL (during chorus): Oh Monica, that's ... oh, that feels so goood! |
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Ohh! Oh yes, ohhh! Oh! Ohh! Ohhhh!!! Oh yeah ... ohhh ... oh |
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yes! Oh ... |
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Verse 4: Fresh Kid Ice |
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It's true you weren't employed until you met Bill |
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He made you an intern, and you ratted still |
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You tell your parents that he turned you out |
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In the Oval Office of the White House |
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You said it yourself, you like it like he do |
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You put your lips on his cigar, and kissed it too |
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He's a freak in heat; Janet Reno didn't warn 'em |
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He loves oral sex, 'cause Bill so horny! |
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Chorus |
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Outro (repeated till end of track): |
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[******ie suckie] |
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[Me ******ie suckie] |
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BILL (during chorus and outro): Monica, I can't believe you did this |
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to me! I gave you a job, woman! Dammit, why did you do this to me? |
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Now what's America gonna think? I mean, it could've just been me, |
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you, and my wife Hilary! No one had to know! You didn't have to go |
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tell |