| Song | Valley Girl |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | Kill Ugly Radio |
| Frank Zappa （lead guitar, vocals） | |
| Steve Vai （guitar） | |
| Ray White （rhythm guitar, vocals） | |
| Tommy Mars （keyboards） | |
| Bobby Martin （keyboards, saxophone, vocals） | |
| Ed Mann （percussion） | |
| Chad Wackerman （drums） | |
| Roy Estrada （vocals） | |
| Ike Willis （vocals） | |
| Bob Harris （vocals） | |
| Moon Zappa （vocals） | |
| Scott Thunes （bass） | |
| Valley Girl | |
| She's a Valley Girl | |
| Valley Girl | |
| She's a Valley Girl | |
| Okay, fine... | |
| Fer sure, fer sure | |
| She's a Valley Girl | |
| In a clothing store | |
| Okay, fine... | |
| Fer sure, fer sure | |
| She's a | |
| Like, OH MY GOD! （Valley Girl） | |
| Like - TOTALLY （Valley Girl） | |
| Encino is like SO BITCHEN （Valley Girl） | |
| There's like the Galleria （Valley Girl） | |
| And like all these like really great shoe stores | |
| I love going into like clothing stores and stuff | |
| I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff | |
| It's like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like | |
| Super-super nice... | |
| It's like so BITCHEN... | |
| On Ventura, there she goes | |
| She just bought some bitchen clothes | |
| Tosses her head 'n flips her hair | |
| She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there | |
| Anyway, he goes are you into S and M? | |
| I go, oh RIGHT... | |
| Could you like just picture me in like a LEATHER TEDDY | |
| Yeah right, HURT ME, HURT ME... | |
| I'm sure! NO WAY! | |
| He was like freaking me out... | |
| He called me a BEASTIE... | |
| That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED | |
| He goes like BAG YOUR FACE! | |
| I'm sure! | |
| Valley Girl | |
| She's a Valley Girl | |
| Valley Girl | |
| She's a Valley Girl | |
| Okay, fine... | |
| Fer sure, fer sure | |
| She's a Valley Girl | |
| So sweet 'n pure | |
| Okay, fine... | |
| Fer sure, fer sure | |
| She's a | |
| It's really sad （Valley Girl） | |
| Like my English teacher | |
| He's like... （Valley Girl） | |
| He's like Mr. BU-FU （Valley Girl） | |
| We're talking Lord God King BU-FU （Valley Girl） | |
| I am SO SURE | |
| He's like so GROSS | |
| He like sits there and like plays with all his rings | |
| And he like flirts with all the guys in the class | |
| It's like totally disgusting | |
| I'm like so sure | |
| It's like BARF ME OUT... | |
| Gag me with a spoon! | |
| Last idea to cross her mind | |
| Had something to do with where to find | |
| A pair of jeans to fit her butt | |
| And where to get her toenails cut | |
| So like I go into this like salon place, y'know | |
| And I wanted like to get my toenails done | |
| And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails | |
| Are like so GRODY | |
| It was like really embarrassing | |
| She's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS | |
| I'm like sure... | |
| She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, y'know... | |
| I was like really embarrassed... | |
| Valley Girl | |
| She's a Valley Girl | |
| Valley Girl | |
| She's a Valley Girl | |
| Okay, fine | |
| Fer sure, fer sure | |
| She's a Valley Girl | |
| And there is no cure | |
| Okay, fine | |
| Fer sure, fer sure | |
| She's a Valley Girl | |
| And there is no cure | |
| Like my mother is like a total space cadet （Valley Girl） | |
| She like makes me do the dishes and （Valley Girl） | |
| CLEAN the cat box （Valley Girl） | |
| I am sure | |
| That's like GROSS （Valley Girl） | |
| BARF OUT! （Valley Girl） | |
| OH MY GOD （Valley Girl） | |
| Hi! | |
| Uh-huh... （Valley Girl） | |
| My name? | |
| My name is Ondrya Wolfson （Valley Girl） | |
| Uh-huh | |
| That's right, Ondrya （Valley Girl） | |
| Uh-huh... | |
| I know | |
| It's like... （Valley Girl） | |
| I do not talk funny... | |
| I'm sure （Valley Girl） | |
| Whatsa matter with the way I talk? （Valley Girl） | |
| I am a VAL, I know （Valley Girl） | |
| But I live like in a really good part of Encino so it's okay | |
| （Valley Girl） | |
| Uh-huh... （Valley Girl） | |
| So like, I don't know （Valley Girl） | |
| I'm like freaking out totally （Valley Girl） | |
| Oh my God! （Valley Girl） | |
| Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist （Valley Girl） | |
| I'm getting my braces off, y'know （Valley Girl） | |
| But I have to wear a retainer | |
| That's going to be really like a total bummer | |
| I'm freaking out | |
| I'm SURE | |
| It's like those things that like stick in your mouth | |
| They're so gross... | |
| You like get saliva all over them | |
| But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know | |
| So you can see my smile | |
| It'll be like really cool | |
| Except my like my teeth are like too small | |
| But NO BIGGIE... | |
| It's so AWESOME | |
| It's like TUBULAR, y'know | |
| Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything | |
| It's just like | |
| I don't know | |
| You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff | |
| Like PAC-MAN and like, I don't know | |
| Like my mother like makes me do the dishes | |
| It's like so GROSS... | |
| Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates | |
| And it's like, it's like somebody else's food, y'know | |
| It's like GRODY... | |
| GRODY TO THE MAX | |
| I'm sure | |
| It's like really nauseating | |
| Like BARF OUT | |
| GAG ME WITH A SPOON | |
| GROSS | |
| I am SURE | |
| TOTALLY... |
| Frank Zappa lead guitar, vocals | |
| Steve Vai guitar | |
| Ray White rhythm guitar, vocals | |
| Tommy Mars keyboards | |
| Bobby Martin keyboards, saxophone, vocals | |
| Ed Mann percussion | |
| Chad Wackerman drums | |
| Roy Estrada vocals | |
| Ike Willis vocals | |
| Bob Harris vocals | |
| Moon Zappa vocals | |
| Scott Thunes bass | |
| Valley Girl | |
| She' s a Valley Girl | |
| Valley Girl | |
| She' s a Valley Girl | |
| Okay, fine... | |
| Fer sure, fer sure | |
| She' s a Valley Girl | |
| In a clothing store | |
| Okay, fine... | |
| Fer sure, fer sure | |
| She' s a | |
| Like, OH MY GOD! Valley Girl | |
| Like TOTALLY Valley Girl | |
| Encino is like SO BITCHEN Valley Girl | |
| There' s like the Galleria Valley Girl | |
| And like all these like really great shoe stores | |
| I love going into like clothing stores and stuff | |
| I like buy the neatest miniskirts and stuff | |
| It' s like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody' s like | |
| Supersuper nice... | |
| It' s like so BITCHEN... | |
| On Ventura, there she goes | |
| She just bought some bitchen clothes | |
| Tosses her head ' n flips her hair | |
| She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there | |
| Anyway, he goes are you into S and M? | |
| I go, oh RIGHT... | |
| Could you like just picture me in like a LEATHER TEDDY | |
| Yeah right, HURT ME, HURT ME... | |
| I' m sure! NO WAY! | |
| He was like freaking me out... | |
| He called me a BEASTIE... | |
| That' s cuz like he was totally BLITZED | |
| He goes like BAG YOUR FACE! | |
| I' m sure! | |
| Valley Girl | |
| She' s a Valley Girl | |
| Valley Girl | |
| She' s a Valley Girl | |
| Okay, fine... | |
| Fer sure, fer sure | |
| She' s a Valley Girl | |
| So sweet ' n pure | |
| Okay, fine... | |
| Fer sure, fer sure | |
| She' s a | |
| It' s really sad Valley Girl | |
| Like my English teacher | |
| He' s like... Valley Girl | |
| He' s like Mr. BUFU Valley Girl | |
| We' re talking Lord God King BUFU Valley Girl | |
| I am SO SURE | |
| He' s like so GROSS | |
| He like sits there and like plays with all his rings | |
| And he like flirts with all the guys in the class | |
| It' s like totally disgusting | |
| I' m like so sure | |
| It' s like BARF ME OUT... | |
| Gag me with a spoon! | |
| Last idea to cross her mind | |
| Had something to do with where to find | |
| A pair of jeans to fit her butt | |
| And where to get her toenails cut | |
| So like I go into this like salon place, y' know | |
| And I wanted like to get my toenails done | |
| And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails | |
| Are like so GRODY | |
| It was like really embarrassing | |
| She' s like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS | |
| I' m like sure... | |
| She goes, uh, I don' t know if I can handle this, y' know... | |
| I was like really embarrassed... | |
| Valley Girl | |
| She' s a Valley Girl | |
| Valley Girl | |
| She' s a Valley Girl | |
| Okay, fine | |
| Fer sure, fer sure | |
| She' s a Valley Girl | |
| And there is no cure | |
| Okay, fine | |
| Fer sure, fer sure | |
| She' s a Valley Girl | |
| And there is no cure | |
| Like my mother is like a total space cadet Valley Girl | |
| She like makes me do the dishes and Valley Girl | |
| CLEAN the cat box Valley Girl | |
| I am sure | |
| That' s like GROSS Valley Girl | |
| BARF OUT! Valley Girl | |
| OH MY GOD Valley Girl | |
| Hi! | |
| Uhhuh... Valley Girl | |
| My name? | |
| My name is Ondrya Wolfson Valley Girl | |
| Uhhuh | |
| That' s right, Ondrya Valley Girl | |
| Uhhuh... | |
| I know | |
| It' s like... Valley Girl | |
| I do not talk funny... | |
| I' m sure Valley Girl | |
| Whatsa matter with the way I talk? Valley Girl | |
| I am a VAL, I know Valley Girl | |
| But I live like in a really good part of Encino so it' s okay | |
| Valley Girl | |
| Uhhuh... Valley Girl | |
| So like, I don' t know Valley Girl | |
| I' m like freaking out totally Valley Girl | |
| Oh my God! Valley Girl | |
| Hi I have to go to the orthodontist Valley Girl | |
| I' m getting my braces off, y' know Valley Girl | |
| But I have to wear a retainer | |
| That' s going to be really like a total bummer | |
| I' m freaking out | |
| I' m SURE | |
| It' s like those things that like stick in your mouth | |
| They' re so gross... | |
| You like get saliva all over them | |
| But like, I don' t know, it' s going to be cool, y' know | |
| So you can see my smile | |
| It' ll be like really cool | |
| Except my like my teeth are like too small | |
| But NO BIGGIE... | |
| It' s so AWESOME | |
| It' s like TUBULAR, y' know | |
| Well, I' m not like really ugly or anything | |
| It' s just like | |
| I don' t know | |
| You know me, I' m like into like the clean stuff | |
| Like PACMAN and like, I don' t know | |
| Like my mother like makes me do the dishes | |
| It' s like so GROSS... | |
| Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates | |
| And it' s like, it' s like somebody else' s food, y' know | |
| It' s like GRODY... | |
| GRODY TO THE MAX | |
| I' m sure | |
| It' s like really nauseating | |
| Like BARF OUT | |
| GAG ME WITH A SPOON | |
| GROSS | |
| I am SURE | |
| TOTALLY... |