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Gilbert O'Sullivan |
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Miscellaneous |
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Two's Company (Three Is Allowed) |
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Sellotape is sticky |
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Now there's a surprise |
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Next they'll tell you you can see out of your eyes |
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Mummified mummies daddies little girl |
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Had the operation then became an earl |
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Once you would have kissed her gently on the cheek |
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Now she kisses you beginning with your feet |
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Roles that are reversing so misunderstood |
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Kids who think monogamy is a piece of wood |
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Ooh but two's company three is allowed |
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Two's company three is allowed |
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Two's company three is allowed |
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These days as a woman you are out of place |
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If you're not a lesbian whose friends are gays |
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Anything is normal normal is of course |
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Getting married after planning your divorce |
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Usually I don't go much at all on twins |
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Once you've seen the one you've seen them both I think |
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Mind you when they're pretty pretty as a peach |
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Whose to say that on the day with one of each |
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Ooh two's company three is allowed |
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Two's company three is allowed |
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Two's company three is allowed |
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I look like I wanna look I wear what I like |
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It won't be a suit and no it won't be a tie |
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A tie is a dead heat not a knot round your neck |
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Neck is what you do when |
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Alone with your girlfriend |
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Ooh but two's company three is allowed |
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Two's company three is allowed |
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Two's company three is allowed |
