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Doctor in love who is above |
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All others close to you |
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Is it the Queen? Is it obscene? |
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Tell me I want you to |
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Oh I've often wondered what it is that incites |
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So many young people to take part in those riots |
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Whereby all men in blue are the targets to destroy |
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Lady be good I wish you would |
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Meanwhile exclusively |
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Have I the right to print in spite |
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Of what your views would be? |
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Concerning those matters of the utmost degree |
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The point being the question and the question being he |
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Who laughs first has a thirst to laugh longest, has he? |
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Over there, over where? |
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Over there, over where? |
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On the wall, what wall? |
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The one in the hall, oh the hall |
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I can see, we can see |
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Could have fooled me, oh |
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Some take the attitude that life is a drag |
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They say and I quote 'Man it just isn't our bag' |
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But if that's where it's at, why the hell don't they go? |
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Houdini said to get out of bed |
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Was the hardest thing he could do |
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Yet when he's tied strait jacket plied |
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He's out at the count of two |
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Seems elementary, my dear Watson, I know |
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But think what would happen if for instance this show |
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That we're in should begin not one hour but two late |
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Over there, over where? |
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Over there, over where? |
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On the wall, what wall? |
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The one in the hall, oh the hall |
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I can see, we can see |
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Could have fooled me, oh |
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Over there, over where? |
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Over there, over where? |
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On the wall, what wall? |
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The one in the hall, oh the hall |
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I can see, we can see |
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Could have fooled me, oh |