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(Ron Mael/Russell Mael) |
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I was born a little premature |
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Mom just couldn't take no more |
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Had no time to learn to cry |
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Goodbye, Mama, got to fly |
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Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye |
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Entered school when I was two |
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Sparks |
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PhD'd that afternoon |
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Never entered any sports |
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Didn't look too good in shorts |
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Got divorced when I was four |
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CHORUS |
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I've seen everything there is |
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I've done everything there is |
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I've met everyone but Liz |
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Now I've even met ol' Liz |
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No time for relationship |
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Skip the foreplay, let 'er rip |
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You gotta beat the clock, beat the clock, |
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I did lots of travelling |
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Parts of me unraveling |
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The Army then rejected me |
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Said I had two flat feet |
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Wore them out when I was three |
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Too bad there ain't ten of you |
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Then I'd show you what I'd do |
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I could cheat on five of you |
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And be faithful to you too |
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But there's only one of you |
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