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When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know |
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Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go |
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Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain |
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Gotta wipe my ass again with a plastic shower curtain |
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It's those little things, those itty-bitty things |
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It's those little things like that, that piss me off |
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When I pick up on a woman, I take her home to bed |
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She takes her clothes off gets on her knees and |
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I ask her what her name was told me it was Venus |
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Well, I reach down between her legs |
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Oh good Lord, it's those little things, those itty-bitty things |
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That woman had a big thing it ain't no little thing, it pissed me off |
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She had a dick and can't you understand that? |
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Okay |
