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im gettin married to my pickup truck |
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it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck |
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it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer |
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or want a divorce |
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it doesn't care if I stay out late |
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it doesn't bitch about the money i make |
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we'll be together till the end |
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it won't sleep with my best friend |
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im gonna get down on one knee |
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and ask my truck if it'll marry me |
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i'll never drive another car |
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we'll honeymoon at the titty bar |
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we're gonna have the time of our life |
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the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife |
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you think im crazy, but listen to this |
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i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no |
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wedding ring won't cost me a buck |
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when I get married to my pickup |
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pickup truck |
