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I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm just guessing,I don't know. |
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But you tall fuckers got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-"You know.We,Us short fuckers gotta be creative.I came up with something.Put on a wig,and talk with an accent.I brought my wig with me,I'd like to share it with you: |
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Hello my name is Carlos. |
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I want to make love to you. |
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I want you to get on the bed,and take off your panties,do as i say. |
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Hurry girlfriend,right now,okay. |
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Then I want you to pretend that your feet hate each other,do as i say. |
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Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that line tonight.Every one of you will fuck it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your feet stink.Well I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo." |
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One of you girls tonight will be lucky enough to have your hiney spanked by Carlos.Who will it be? |
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Who will be my sexy girl?I will find you sexy girl and you will come.And when you come you will come again,who will it be? |
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Who will be my sexy girl?I want my sexy girl right now,where is she? |
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I like you,right there,hiding behind your boyfriend. |
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Come to Carlos. |
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Look at you! |
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I like you sexy girl where did you get that dress?Right now I tell you. |
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I tell-Here's whats going to happen. |
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I will spank your hiney,like this. |
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You will really like this-Don't fight it,do as i say! |
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We will have fun. |
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Come to Carlos,right now.Bend over this chair,do as i say.Bend over! |
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(hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I love her!Oh wai-I li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay. |
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Ummm,when you bend over,I would like to do a little trick. |
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I would like to make my weiner dissapear,okay? |
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No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it will reappear. |
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And then dissapear again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She attack me,you saw,okay. |
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She can't keep her hands off me,look at that,okay.Crazy. |
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I tell you what,you don't want to do that,I tell you what.Lay on Carlos. |
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Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it does not work. |
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A woman needs a little romance,I will give it to her.I tell you what.Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay.Give me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the mood.This is,uh,this is horny juice.It'll make you very horny,be careful.Taste.You are horny,huh?Ahaha.I will be horny with you.I will be a little more horny than you. |
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Oh,he wants to be horny too. |
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We will have a threesome! |
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Jesus Christ Vah!!!Ahahahahaha |
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I like you.You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it.You are horny right now.I tell you what I will do,I will sing to you: |
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As I walk on to the stage, |
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Tonight I turn another page, |
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Another nitch up in my cup, |
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I will sit down in your lap, |
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Look at you you turn me o-oon, |
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I squeeze your boobs when we're alo-oone |
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I am caught up in your trap... |
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I hope she dont give me the clap |
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Okay,I play. |
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Thanks for coming out,Good Night! |
