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Well, I remember way back when I was just a boy |
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Goin' places with my mom and dad |
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It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act |
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After six or seven beers she's had |
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We were sittin at a table when momma got disabled |
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All the liquor runnin' thru her head |
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Soon I got to chokin', daddy wasn't jokin' |
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When he grabbed me by the arm and said |
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"Don't look now your momma's got her boobs out |
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Showin' everybody in town" |
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Faces turnin' red we were wishin' we were dead |
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There where people standin' all around |
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When momma gets to drinkin' there ain't much thinkin' |
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There's nothing anybody can do |
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Just hope and pray there never comes a day |
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When my momma's out drinkin' with you |
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Well, we got her in the truck and we started drivin' home |
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When momma said she had to go, daddy pulled it over |
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We were standin' on the shoulder |
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While mom is puttin' on a show |
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Then he started up the truck |
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And momma stood up with her pants still around her knees |
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When we heard momma holler, "If ya give me a dollar |
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Well, I'll let you take a peek at these" |
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"Don't look now, your momma's got her boobs out" |
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Showin' everybody in town |
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Faces turnin' red, we were wishin' we were dead |
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There were people standin' all around |
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When momma gets to drinkin', there ain't much thinkin' |
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There's nothin' anybody can do |
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Oh, won't you hope and pray, there never comes a day |
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When my momma's out drinkin' with you |
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Oh, won't you hope and pray there never comes a day |
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When my momma's out drinkin' with you |
