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I don't like poodles and potpourri |
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Pastel colors ain't good on me |
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I need a woman that I can squeeze |
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These are the things that I believe |
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I like John Wayne and overalls |
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Hate chick flicks and shopping malls |
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I thank God that I've got balls |
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A pickup truck, a texas drawl |
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I don't like flowers and fancy wine |
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Or talking on that phone all the time |
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I don't like nothing near my behind |
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It's an exit, it suits me fine |
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Oh, these are all those reasons I ainit queer |
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(These are all the reasons he ain't queer) |
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I think two holes are better than one |
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If you ask me thats more fun |
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In 'n' out and then I'm done |
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Two guys kissing would make me run |
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I don't like sex on a fufu bed |
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Don't want to dance with a guy name Fred |
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I did it once and my face turned red |
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You saw the tape...enoughs been said |
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All my buddies we like to drink |
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Watching fights at the hockey rink |
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You won't catch me wearing pink |
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I like the fact that my dick don't stink |
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Oh, these are all the reasons I ain't queer |
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Don't be poking nothing near my rear, yeah |
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These are all the reasons |
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The crazy cuckoo reasons |
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These are all those reasons I ain't queer |
