| Song | House Of Fun |
| Artist | Madness |
| Album | Ministry of Sound: Anthems: Alternative 80s |
| [00:17.71] | Good morning Miss, can I help you son? |
| [00:21.10] | Sixteen today and up for fun “ |
| [00:24.71] | I'm a big boy now or so they say |
| [00:26.65] | So if you'll serve I'll be on my way |
| [00:32.58] | Box of balloons with the feather-light touch |
| [00:36.08] | Pack of party-poppers that pop in the night |
| [00:39.92] | A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin “ |
| [00:41.67] | Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in |
| [00:43.97] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [00:46.21] | Now I've come of age |
| [00:47.70] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [00:51.21] | Welcome to the lion's den |
| [00:53.44] | Temptation's on his way |
| [00:55.14] | Welcome to the house of... |
| [01:03.95] | No no no Miss, you misunderstood “ |
| [01:07.73] | Sixteen big boy, full pint in my manhood |
| [01:11.63] | I'm up to date and the date's today |
| [01:13.39] | So if you'll serve I'll be on my way |
| [01:15.59] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [01:17.83] | Now I've come of age |
| [01:19.32] | Welcome to the lion's den |
| [01:21.42] | Temptation's on his way |
| [01:23.07] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [01:36.21] | I'm sorry son but we don't stock “ |
| [01:39.81] | Party gimmicks in this shop |
| [01:43.51] | Try the house of fun, it's quicker if you run |
| [01:47.36] | This is a chemist's, not a joke shop |
| [01:50.25] | Party hats, simple enough clear “ |
| [01:53.55] | Comprehend savvy understand, do you hear? |
| [01:56.94] | A pack of party hats with the colored tips |
| [02:01.48] | Too late, gorgon heard gossip |
| [02:04.69] | Well, hello Joe, hello Miss Clay “ |
| [02:06.54] | Many happy returns from the day |
| [02:08.75] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [02:10.85] | Now I've come of age |
| [02:12.29] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [02:16.09] | Welcome to the lion's den |
| [02:18.08] | Temptation's on his way |
| [02:19.79] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [02:23.48] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [02:25.68] | Now I've come of age |
| [02:27.23] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [02:30.82] | Welcome to the lion's den |
| [02:32.82] | Temptation's on his way |
| [02:34.48] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [02:38.27] | Welcome to the house of fun... |
| [00:17.71] | Good morning Miss, can I help you son? |
| [00:21.10] | Sixteen today and up for fun " |
| [00:24.71] | I' m a big boy now or so they say |
| [00:26.65] | So if you' ll serve I' ll be on my way |
| [00:32.58] | Box of balloons with the featherlight touch |
| [00:36.08] | Pack of partypoppers that pop in the night |
| [00:39.92] | A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin " |
| [00:41.67] | Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in |
| [00:43.97] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [00:46.21] | Now I' ve come of age |
| [00:47.70] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [00:51.21] | Welcome to the lion' s den |
| [00:53.44] | Temptation' s on his way |
| [00:55.14] | Welcome to the house of... |
| [01:03.95] | No no no Miss, you misunderstood " |
| [01:07.73] | Sixteen big boy, full pint in my manhood |
| [01:11.63] | I' m up to date and the date' s today |
| [01:13.39] | So if you' ll serve I' ll be on my way |
| [01:15.59] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [01:17.83] | Now I' ve come of age |
| [01:19.32] | Welcome to the lion' s den |
| [01:21.42] | Temptation' s on his way |
| [01:23.07] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [01:36.21] | I' m sorry son but we don' t stock " |
| [01:39.81] | Party gimmicks in this shop |
| [01:43.51] | Try the house of fun, it' s quicker if you run |
| [01:47.36] | This is a chemist' s, not a joke shop |
| [01:50.25] | Party hats, simple enough clear " |
| [01:53.55] | Comprehend savvy understand, do you hear? |
| [01:56.94] | A pack of party hats with the colored tips |
| [02:01.48] | Too late, gorgon heard gossip |
| [02:04.69] | Well, hello Joe, hello Miss Clay " |
| [02:06.54] | Many happy returns from the day |
| [02:08.75] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [02:10.85] | Now I' ve come of age |
| [02:12.29] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [02:16.09] | Welcome to the lion' s den |
| [02:18.08] | Temptation' s on his way |
| [02:19.79] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [02:23.48] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [02:25.68] | Now I' ve come of age |
| [02:27.23] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [02:30.82] | Welcome to the lion' s den |
| [02:32.82] | Temptation' s on his way |
| [02:34.48] | Welcome to the house of fun |
| [02:38.27] | Welcome to the house of fun... |