The Waitress Song Lyrics

Song	The Waitress Song
Artist	YoungStar
Album	Triple J Hottest 100, Volume 17
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[00:05.45]	Hi, how're you doing?
[00:09.33]	Just a, ah... big breakfast and a large black coffee, thanks
[00:13.92]	Cheers
[00:16.00]	I love you
[00:17.54]	And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[00:20.57]	The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[00:23.99]	And the toast is always soggy
[00:27.07]	But I hardly notice
[00:29.10]	And the food takes such a long time to get made
[00:31.85]	Even when I'm the only person in the café
[00:35.54]	And my table's always wobbly
[00:38.76]	But I hardly notice
[00:39.89]	Yeah
[00:40.33]	You're probably thinkin' why would I even bother
[00:42.91]	Eatin' there on a daily basis, there's heaps of other places on offer
[00:46.85]	Why not change to another place if the bacon is rubber
[00:49.65]	And the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter?
[00:52.41]	It's the waitress, I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter
[00:55.17]	Makes my heart race and it flutters, I know it's crazy to love a
[00:58.08]	Lady that's basically just a stranger with an apron down her
[01:01.91]	Brother, I don't need to ask her name and number
[01:03.75]	'Cause this relationship is built on breakfast
[01:09.54]	I'm waiting on her just to wait on me
[01:15.19]	And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[01:18.47]	The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[01:22.24]	And the toast is always soggy
[01:25.02]	But I hardly notice
[01:27.16]	And the food takes such a long time to get made
[01:29.69]	Even when I'm the only person in the café
[01:33.82]	And my table's always wobbly
[01:36.59]	But I hardly notice
[01:38.49]	She says "Hi" to me, "Bye" to me, "That'll be five-ninety-five" to me
[01:41.97]	I don't really mind, that's all right with me
[01:44.72]	I just smile and eat, sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week
[01:47.83]	She knows during my quiet times I like to be alone
[01:50.72]	And write a poem with my headphones
[01:52.85]	Newspaper, bacon fried up, poached egg, slice of toast
[01:55.87]	A long black, but the beans are always burnt
[01:58.62]	And if the cup is dirty, she just cleans it with her shirt
[02:01.81]	I wonder if she's my ideal girl
[02:04.88]	And what would happen if we dated in the real world
[02:07.70]	Nah, I don't think it would work
[02:09.63]	I wouldn't wanna risk what we have and have to tip 'cause of that
[02:13.00]	Besides, this relationship is built on breakfast
[02:18.66]	I'm waiting on her just to wait on me
[02:24.64]	And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[02:27.90]	The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[02:31.47]	And the toast is always soggy
[02:34.38]	But I hardly notice
[02:36.41]	And the food takes such a long time to get made
[02:39.13]	Even when I'm the only person in the café
[02:43.28]	And my table's always wobbly
[02:46.11]	But I hardly notice
[02:47.73]	And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
[02:50.66]	And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
[02:53.48]	But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
[02:56.53]	That I'm there for
[02:59.56]	And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
[03:02.24]	And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
[03:05.16]	But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
[03:08.07]	That I'm there for
[03:11.48]	And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[03:13.97]	The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[03:17.42]	And the toast is always soggy
[03:20.52]	But I hardly notice
[03:22.55]	And the food takes such a long time to get made
[03:25.31]	Even when I'm the only person in the café
[03:29.24]	And my table's always wobbly
[03:32.24]	But I hardly notice

[00:05.45]	Hi, how' re you doing?
[00:09.33]	Just a, ah... big breakfast and a large black coffee, thanks
[00:13.92]	Cheers
[00:16.00]	I love you
[00:17.54]	And there' s a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[00:20.57]	The coffee' s rubbish and the bacon' s always hard to chew
[00:23.99]	And the toast is always soggy
[00:27.07]	But I hardly notice
[00:29.10]	And the food takes such a long time to get made
[00:31.85]	Even when I' m the only person in the cafe
[00:35.54]	And my table' s always wobbly
[00:38.76]	But I hardly notice
[00:39.89]	Yeah
[00:40.33]	You' re probably thinkin' why would I even bother
[00:42.91]	Eatin' there on a daily basis, there' s heaps of other places on offer
[00:46.85]	Why not change to another place if the bacon is rubber
[00:49.65]	And the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter?
[00:52.41]	It' s the waitress, I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter
[00:55.17]	Makes my heart race and it flutters, I know it' s crazy to love a
[00:58.08]	Lady that' s basically just a stranger with an apron down her
[01:01.91]	Brother, I don' t need to ask her name and number
[01:03.75]	' Cause this relationship is built on breakfast
[01:09.54]	I' m waiting on her just to wait on me
[01:15.19]	And there' s a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[01:18.47]	The coffee' s rubbish and the bacon' s always hard to chew
[01:22.24]	And the toast is always soggy
[01:25.02]	But I hardly notice
[01:27.16]	And the food takes such a long time to get made
[01:29.69]	Even when I' m the only person in the cafe
[01:33.82]	And my table' s always wobbly
[01:36.59]	But I hardly notice
[01:38.49]	She says " Hi" to me, " Bye" to me, " That' ll be fiveninetyfive" to me
[01:41.97]	I don' t really mind, that' s all right with me
[01:44.72]	I just smile and eat, sometimes we mightn' t speak for like a week
[01:47.83]	She knows during my quiet times I like to be alone
[01:50.72]	And write a poem with my headphones
[01:52.85]	Newspaper, bacon fried up, poached egg, slice of toast
[01:55.87]	A long black, but the beans are always burnt
[01:58.62]	And if the cup is dirty, she just cleans it with her shirt
[02:01.81]	I wonder if she' s my ideal girl
[02:04.88]	And what would happen if we dated in the real world
[02:07.70]	Nah, I don' t think it would work
[02:09.63]	I wouldn' t wanna risk what we have and have to tip ' cause of that
[02:13.00]	Besides, this relationship is built on breakfast
[02:18.66]	I' m waiting on her just to wait on me
[02:24.64]	And there' s a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[02:27.90]	The coffee' s rubbish and the bacon' s always hard to chew
[02:31.47]	And the toast is always soggy
[02:34.38]	But I hardly notice
[02:36.41]	And the food takes such a long time to get made
[02:39.13]	Even when I' m the only person in the cafe
[02:43.28]	And my table' s always wobbly
[02:46.11]	But I hardly notice
[02:47.73]	And it don' t matter that the bacon I eat' s cold
[02:50.66]	And it' s okay the newspapers are weeks old
[02:53.48]	But I don' t mind, no, it' s fine ' cause she' s all
[02:56.53]	That I' m there for
[02:59.56]	And it don' t matter that the bacon I eat' s cold
[03:02.24]	And it' s okay the newspapers are weeks old
[03:05.16]	But I don' t mind, no, it' s fine ' cause she' s all
[03:08.07]	That I' m there for
[03:11.48]	And there' s a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[03:13.97]	The coffee' s rubbish and the bacon' s always hard to chew
[03:17.42]	And the toast is always soggy
[03:20.52]	But I hardly notice
[03:22.55]	And the food takes such a long time to get made
[03:25.31]	Even when I' m the only person in the cafe
[03:29.24]	And my table' s always wobbly
[03:32.24]	But I hardly notice

[00:05.45]	Hi, how' re you doing?
[00:09.33]	Just a, ah... big breakfast and a large black coffee, thanks
[00:13.92]	Cheers
[00:16.00]	I love you
[00:17.54]	And there' s a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[00:20.57]	The coffee' s rubbish and the bacon' s always hard to chew
[00:23.99]	And the toast is always soggy
[00:27.07]	But I hardly notice
[00:29.10]	And the food takes such a long time to get made
[00:31.85]	Even when I' m the only person in the café
[00:35.54]	And my table' s always wobbly
[00:38.76]	But I hardly notice
[00:39.89]	Yeah
[00:40.33]	You' re probably thinkin' why would I even bother
[00:42.91]	Eatin' there on a daily basis, there' s heaps of other places on offer
[00:46.85]	Why not change to another place if the bacon is rubber
[00:49.65]	And the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter?
[00:52.41]	It' s the waitress, I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter
[00:55.17]	Makes my heart race and it flutters, I know it' s crazy to love a
[00:58.08]	Lady that' s basically just a stranger with an apron down her
[01:01.91]	Brother, I don' t need to ask her name and number
[01:03.75]	' Cause this relationship is built on breakfast
[01:09.54]	I' m waiting on her just to wait on me
[01:15.19]	And there' s a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[01:18.47]	The coffee' s rubbish and the bacon' s always hard to chew
[01:22.24]	And the toast is always soggy
[01:25.02]	But I hardly notice
[01:27.16]	And the food takes such a long time to get made
[01:29.69]	Even when I' m the only person in the café
[01:33.82]	And my table' s always wobbly
[01:36.59]	But I hardly notice
[01:38.49]	She says " Hi" to me, " Bye" to me, " That' ll be fiveninetyfive" to me
[01:41.97]	I don' t really mind, that' s all right with me
[01:44.72]	I just smile and eat, sometimes we mightn' t speak for like a week
[01:47.83]	She knows during my quiet times I like to be alone
[01:50.72]	And write a poem with my headphones
[01:52.85]	Newspaper, bacon fried up, poached egg, slice of toast
[01:55.87]	A long black, but the beans are always burnt
[01:58.62]	And if the cup is dirty, she just cleans it with her shirt
[02:01.81]	I wonder if she' s my ideal girl
[02:04.88]	And what would happen if we dated in the real world
[02:07.70]	Nah, I don' t think it would work
[02:09.63]	I wouldn' t wanna risk what we have and have to tip ' cause of that
[02:13.00]	Besides, this relationship is built on breakfast
[02:18.66]	I' m waiting on her just to wait on me
[02:24.64]	And there' s a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[02:27.90]	The coffee' s rubbish and the bacon' s always hard to chew
[02:31.47]	And the toast is always soggy
[02:34.38]	But I hardly notice
[02:36.41]	And the food takes such a long time to get made
[02:39.13]	Even when I' m the only person in the café
[02:43.28]	And my table' s always wobbly
[02:46.11]	But I hardly notice
[02:47.73]	And it don' t matter that the bacon I eat' s cold
[02:50.66]	And it' s okay the newspapers are weeks old
[02:53.48]	But I don' t mind, no, it' s fine ' cause she' s all
[02:56.53]	That I' m there for
[02:59.56]	And it don' t matter that the bacon I eat' s cold
[03:02.24]	And it' s okay the newspapers are weeks old
[03:05.16]	But I don' t mind, no, it' s fine ' cause she' s all
[03:08.07]	That I' m there for
[03:11.48]	And there' s a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[03:13.97]	The coffee' s rubbish and the bacon' s always hard to chew
[03:17.42]	And the toast is always soggy
[03:20.52]	But I hardly notice
[03:22.55]	And the food takes such a long time to get made
[03:25.31]	Even when I' m the only person in the café
[03:29.24]	And my table' s always wobbly
[03:32.24]	But I hardly notice

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