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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover |
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And my penis was missing again |
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This happens all the time |
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It's detachable |
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This comes in handy a lot of the time |
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I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble |
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Or I can rent it out when I don't need it |
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But now and then I go to a party |
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Get drunk |
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And the next the morning, I can't for the life of me |
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Remember what I did with it |
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First I looked around my apartment |
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And I couldn't find it |
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So I called up the place where the party was |
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They hadn't seen it either |
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I asked them to check the medicine cabinet |
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'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes |
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But not this time |
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So I told them if it pops up to let me know |
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I called a few people who were at the party |
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But they were no help either |
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I was starting to get desperate |
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I really don't like being without my penis for too long |
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It makes me feel like less of a man |
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And I really hate to having to sit down |
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Every time I take a leak |
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After a few hours of searching the house |
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And calling everyone I could think of |
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I was starting to get very depressed |
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So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast |
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Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place |
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Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street |
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I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven |
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Some guy was selling it |
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I had to buy it off him |
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He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17 |
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I took it home, washed it off |
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And put it back on |
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I was happy again, complete |
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People sometimes tell me |
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I should get it permanently attached but I don't know |
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Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass |
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I like having a detachable penis |
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Detachable penis |
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Detachable penis |
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Detachable penis |
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