| Song | The President Slipped and Fell |
| Artist | Big Country |
| Album | Driving to Damascus |
| They found an alien baby in a Russian wood | |
| A man in the delta named Johnny B. Goode | |
| A two-headed cow and a fish that walks | |
| A vampire lover and a monkey that talks | |
| A boy with wings and ice that’s hot | |
| And a weeping sports star told us all about pot | |
| Four goals, two cautions and a half-time report | |
| The prime time verdict from the murder court | |
| A woman who died and came back from hell | |
| The president slipped, and he slipped and fell | |
| They found the face of Jesus on an Elvis plate | |
| And snow that fell on the sunshine state | |
| A man at the altar with his 23rd bride | |
| A million small investors who were taken for a ride | |
| A billion dollar budget for the special effects | |
| And a holy man told us not to have sex | |
| Four goals, two cautions and a half-time report | |
| The prime time verdict from the murder court | |
| A woman who died and came back from hell | |
| The president slipped, and he slipped and fell | |
| Gimme one for the money | |
| Make it two for the money | |
| Maybe three for the money | |
| You better make it four for the money | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| The more I hear is the less I care | |
| Four goals, two cautions and a half-time report | |
| The prime time verdict from the murder court | |
| A woman who died and came back from hell | |
| The president slipped, and he slipped and fell |
| They found an alien baby in a Russian wood | |
| A man in the delta named Johnny B. Goode | |
| A twoheaded cow and a fish that walks | |
| A vampire lover and a monkey that talks | |
| A boy with wings and ice that' s hot | |
| And a weeping sports star told us all about pot | |
| Four goals, two cautions and a halftime report | |
| The prime time verdict from the murder court | |
| A woman who died and came back from hell | |
| The president slipped, and he slipped and fell | |
| They found the face of Jesus on an Elvis plate | |
| And snow that fell on the sunshine state | |
| A man at the altar with his 23rd bride | |
| A million small investors who were taken for a ride | |
| A billion dollar budget for the special effects | |
| And a holy man told us not to have sex | |
| Four goals, two cautions and a halftime report | |
| The prime time verdict from the murder court | |
| A woman who died and came back from hell | |
| The president slipped, and he slipped and fell | |
| Gimme one for the money | |
| Make it two for the money | |
| Maybe three for the money | |
| You better make it four for the money | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| The more I hear is the less I care | |
| Four goals, two cautions and a halftime report | |
| The prime time verdict from the murder court | |
| A woman who died and came back from hell | |
| The president slipped, and he slipped and fell |