You And Me (In My Pocket)

	I wish you smelled a little funny
	Not just funny really bad
	We could roam the streets forever
	Just like cats but we’d never stray
	I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
	I could raise you in the tub at home
	We could take a swim together
	On weekly day trips to the bay
	Oh you and me
	It would be only you and me
	Oh you and me
	It would be only you and me
	I wish you were a little bigger
	Not just big but really fat
	Doors you would no longer fit through
	In my bed you would have to stay
	I often wish that you had feathers
	I’d keep you in a giant cage
	All day long I’d sit and watch you
	I’d sing for you and that would be okay
	People say there are plenty of fish
	In the sea, baby, all I do is wish
	I wish you were a little slower
	Not just slow but paralyzed
	Then I could plug you into a socket
	So you could never run away
	I really wish that you were smaller
	Not just small but really really short
	So I could put you in my pocket
	And carry you around all day

	I wish you smelled a little funny
	Not just funny really bad
	We could roam the streets forever
	Just like cats but we' d never stray
	I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
	I could raise you in the tub at home
	We could take a swim together
	On weekly day trips to the bay
	Oh you and me
	It would be only you and me
	Oh you and me
	It would be only you and me
	I wish you were a little bigger
	Not just big but really fat
	Doors you would no longer fit through
	In my bed you would have to stay
	I often wish that you had feathers
	I' d keep you in a giant cage
	All day long I' d sit and watch you
	I' d sing for you and that would be okay
	People say there are plenty of fish
	In the sea, baby, all I do is wish
	I wish you were a little slower
	Not just slow but paralyzed
	Then I could plug you into a socket
	So you could never run away
	I really wish that you were smaller
	Not just small but really really short
	So I could put you in my pocket
	And carry you around all day