Dork Date Lyrics
| Song | Dork Date |
| Artist | Beefy |
| Album | Rolling Doubles |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Not a playa but I’m cool as a blizzard | |
| And I saw you at the Barnes & Noble with the newest Wizard | |
| Sitting by yourself, thought you might need some company | |
| Said hello my name is Beefy, internet celebrity | |
| You might know me from the interwuubs but then I doubt it | |
| But what’s your name? Whatcha do? Tell me all about it | |
| And it’s not like me to be forward and step up | |
| But I was thinking maybe later you could join me for lunch | |
| And we’ll discuss Spidey 3 and the death of Cap America | |
| Oh, you like my hair? I got a stylist named Erica | |
| And I get a great rate yo cause she’s my mother’s sister | |
| She’d love you in a second you should really come and meet her | |
| Ignore the voice in your head, just listen to Beef | |
| A silly night of adventure and it’s all on me | |
| So here’s my cell, gimme a call when you’re done with school | |
| Oh and you don’t have a boyfriend right? Aiight, cool | |
| Hey girl let me take you on a dork date | |
| We’ll hit the comic shop baby and it’ll be great | |
| Making you feel good is my goal | |
| Having so much fun I don’t wanna go home, no | |
| Hey baby lemme take you on a dork date | |
| Ya never know, I just might end up your soul mate | |
| Smile on your face is the top of my plans | |
| My chubby cheeks lightin’ up every time we hold hands | |
| So if ya like I’d like to take ya to my spot | |
| China Cafe, know they got almond chicken on lock | |
| Was gonna take ya to a movie cause deep down it is my hobby | |
| But we got sidetracked playing Street Fighter up in the lobby | |
| Grabbed ya by the hand and asked “Ya wanna go to comiccon?” | |
| We can meet Brian K Vaughan and get our cosplay on | |
| mc chris has a show tonight | |
| Maybe the kids in attendance can confirm that I’m outta sight | |
| But I’m hoping you can see that for yourself by now | |
| Cause you make me say wow, you should take a bow | |
| Cause in my heart it seems you’re gonna be a resident | |
| Owning all control, got more power than the president | |
| I really love your hair and the way your eyes are blazing | |
| Ya ask if you’re becomin my new wonderfulamazing | |
| And I don’t know how to answer that, got red on my face | |
| Cause now it’s 1am and now we’re going over to my place, hey! | |
| And I’m feeling it. Do ya feel too? | |
| We’re on my bed, watching BSG, just me and you | |
| And I’m thinking of all the things I’d like to do with you | |
| Yo I get all excited when ya say that you like View Askew | |
| And you like the posters covering the plaster | |
| I try to take it slow and avoid a disaster | |
| But I can’t help that my heart just keeps on beating faster and faster | |
| I’m feeling harder than the later levels of Blaster Master | |
| You look me in eyes and gimme a little wiggle | |
| Ya say you like my smile I say I like the way you giggle | |
| And then I feel your lips on mine | |
| Hope the night don’t end. Hope the sun don’t shine | |
| Heart starts to skip while I grab your hip | |
| She pull up on my hair so I bite on her bottom lip | |
| Love to tell ya more but deep down I’m a gentleman | |
| I gotta clean the room because she’s coming over late again |
| Not a playa but I' m cool as a blizzard | |
| And I saw you at the Barnes Noble with the newest Wizard | |
| Sitting by yourself, thought you might need some company | |
| Said hello my name is Beefy, internet celebrity | |
| You might know me from the interwuubs but then I doubt it | |
| But what' s your name? Whatcha do? Tell me all about it | |
| And it' s not like me to be forward and step up | |
| But I was thinking maybe later you could join me for lunch | |
| And we' ll discuss Spidey 3 and the death of Cap America | |
| Oh, you like my hair? I got a stylist named Erica | |
| And I get a great rate yo cause she' s my mother' s sister | |
| She' d love you in a second you should really come and meet her | |
| Ignore the voice in your head, just listen to Beef | |
| A silly night of adventure and it' s all on me | |
| So here' s my cell, gimme a call when you' re done with school | |
| Oh and you don' t have a boyfriend right? Aiight, cool | |
| Hey girl let me take you on a dork date | |
| We' ll hit the comic shop baby and it' ll be great | |
| Making you feel good is my goal | |
| Having so much fun I don' t wanna go home, no | |
| Hey baby lemme take you on a dork date | |
| Ya never know, I just might end up your soul mate | |
| Smile on your face is the top of my plans | |
| My chubby cheeks lightin' up every time we hold hands | |
| So if ya like I' d like to take ya to my spot | |
| China Cafe, know they got almond chicken on lock | |
| Was gonna take ya to a movie cause deep down it is my hobby | |
| But we got sidetracked playing Street Fighter up in the lobby | |
| Grabbed ya by the hand and asked " Ya wanna go to comiccon?" | |
| We can meet Brian K Vaughan and get our cosplay on | |
| mc chris has a show tonight | |
| Maybe the kids in attendance can confirm that I' m outta sight | |
| But I' m hoping you can see that for yourself by now | |
| Cause you make me say wow, you should take a bow | |
| Cause in my heart it seems you' re gonna be a resident | |
| Owning all control, got more power than the president | |
| I really love your hair and the way your eyes are blazing | |
| Ya ask if you' re becomin my new wonderfulamazing | |
| And I don' t know how to answer that, got red on my face | |
| Cause now it' s 1am and now we' re going over to my place, hey! | |
| And I' m feeling it. Do ya feel too? | |
| We' re on my bed, watching BSG, just me and you | |
| And I' m thinking of all the things I' d like to do with you | |
| Yo I get all excited when ya say that you like View Askew | |
| And you like the posters covering the plaster | |
| I try to take it slow and avoid a disaster | |
| But I can' t help that my heart just keeps on beating faster and faster | |
| I' m feeling harder than the later levels of Blaster Master | |
| You look me in eyes and gimme a little wiggle | |
| Ya say you like my smile I say I like the way you giggle | |
| And then I feel your lips on mine | |
| Hope the night don' t end. Hope the sun don' t shine | |
| Heart starts to skip while I grab your hip | |
| She pull up on my hair so I bite on her bottom lip | |
| Love to tell ya more but deep down I' m a gentleman | |
| I gotta clean the room because she' s coming over late again |
| Not a playa but I' m cool as a blizzard | |
| And I saw you at the Barnes Noble with the newest Wizard | |
| Sitting by yourself, thought you might need some company | |
| Said hello my name is Beefy, internet celebrity | |
| You might know me from the interwuubs but then I doubt it | |
| But what' s your name? Whatcha do? Tell me all about it | |
| And it' s not like me to be forward and step up | |
| But I was thinking maybe later you could join me for lunch | |
| And we' ll discuss Spidey 3 and the death of Cap America | |
| Oh, you like my hair? I got a stylist named Erica | |
| And I get a great rate yo cause she' s my mother' s sister | |
| She' d love you in a second you should really come and meet her | |
| Ignore the voice in your head, just listen to Beef | |
| A silly night of adventure and it' s all on me | |
| So here' s my cell, gimme a call when you' re done with school | |
| Oh and you don' t have a boyfriend right? Aiight, cool | |
| Hey girl let me take you on a dork date | |
| We' ll hit the comic shop baby and it' ll be great | |
| Making you feel good is my goal | |
| Having so much fun I don' t wanna go home, no | |
| Hey baby lemme take you on a dork date | |
| Ya never know, I just might end up your soul mate | |
| Smile on your face is the top of my plans | |
| My chubby cheeks lightin' up every time we hold hands | |
| So if ya like I' d like to take ya to my spot | |
| China Cafe, know they got almond chicken on lock | |
| Was gonna take ya to a movie cause deep down it is my hobby | |
| But we got sidetracked playing Street Fighter up in the lobby | |
| Grabbed ya by the hand and asked " Ya wanna go to comiccon?" | |
| We can meet Brian K Vaughan and get our cosplay on | |
| mc chris has a show tonight | |
| Maybe the kids in attendance can confirm that I' m outta sight | |
| But I' m hoping you can see that for yourself by now | |
| Cause you make me say wow, you should take a bow | |
| Cause in my heart it seems you' re gonna be a resident | |
| Owning all control, got more power than the president | |
| I really love your hair and the way your eyes are blazing | |
| Ya ask if you' re becomin my new wonderfulamazing | |
| And I don' t know how to answer that, got red on my face | |
| Cause now it' s 1am and now we' re going over to my place, hey! | |
| And I' m feeling it. Do ya feel too? | |
| We' re on my bed, watching BSG, just me and you | |
| And I' m thinking of all the things I' d like to do with you | |
| Yo I get all excited when ya say that you like View Askew | |
| And you like the posters covering the plaster | |
| I try to take it slow and avoid a disaster | |
| But I can' t help that my heart just keeps on beating faster and faster | |
| I' m feeling harder than the later levels of Blaster Master | |
| You look me in eyes and gimme a little wiggle | |
| Ya say you like my smile I say I like the way you giggle | |
| And then I feel your lips on mine | |
| Hope the night don' t end. Hope the sun don' t shine | |
| Heart starts to skip while I grab your hip | |
| She pull up on my hair so I bite on her bottom lip | |
| Love to tell ya more but deep down I' m a gentleman | |
| I gotta clean the room because she' s coming over late again |
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