| Song | Table Top |
| Artist | Beefy |
| Album | Rolling Doubles |
| Saturday night I’m bringing skills here at the table top | |
| So much better at Monopoly than at nerdcore hip-hop | |
| I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan | |
| Hand me a twenty sided die and I’ll show you who is the man | |
| Back up with a soda pop | |
| Rolling doubles all night and I’m feeling hot | |
| See that I’m getting outta jail free | |
| Hitting duce 5s yo that’s my free parking | |
| Feeling pretty dopehat know I’m winning all these games tonight | |
| Collect 20 bucks from everybody who’s feeling good alright | |
| Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen | |
| I got my D, my handbook, and my trusty character sheet | |
| My warrior is known to do 8 plus 1 with his fists | |
| Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didn’t exist | |
| I receive all my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin | |
| Think I’m getting all the good treasure? That’s a great assumption | |
| Back down with the power glove | |
| For once we’re gonna show this table love | |
| Turn the TV off and grab some dice | |
| This is how we roll mo-fo on nerd night | |
| Nobody’s trading with Beefy when we play SOC | |
| I tell em that I’ve got wood for sheep, they just make faces at me | |
| We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip | |
| 3am but I don’t care my friend yo it’s time for conflict | |
| Never been a fan of Scrabble | |
| Words or birds or psychobabble | |
| Thanks to the net I can beat friends in Portland and Seattle | |
| We need three days for some RISK | |
| Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists | |
| But I sit back I don’t get pissed | |
| I’ll win cause I’m an optimist | |
| Game of Life? Don’t waste my time | |
| I’d rather go back home and rhyme | |
| I came here for games and friends | |
| I wipe the smudge up off my lens | |
| Then I stand up on my seat | |
| Dispense this knowledge I decree | |
| That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives |
| Saturday night I' m bringing skills here at the table top | |
| So much better at Monopoly than at nerdcore hiphop | |
| I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan | |
| Hand me a twenty sided die and I' ll show you who is the man | |
| Back up with a soda pop | |
| Rolling doubles all night and I' m feeling hot | |
| See that I' m getting outta jail free | |
| Hitting duce 5s yo that' s my free parking | |
| Feeling pretty dopehat know I' m winning all these games tonight | |
| Collect 20 bucks from everybody who' s feeling good alright | |
| Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen | |
| I got my D, my handbook, and my trusty character sheet | |
| My warrior is known to do 8 plus 1 with his fists | |
| Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didn' t exist | |
| I receive all my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin | |
| Think I' m getting all the good treasure? That' s a great assumption | |
| Back down with the power glove | |
| For once we' re gonna show this table love | |
| Turn the TV off and grab some dice | |
| This is how we roll mofo on nerd night | |
| Nobody' s trading with Beefy when we play SOC | |
| I tell em that I' ve got wood for sheep, they just make faces at me | |
| We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip | |
| 3am but I don' t care my friend yo it' s time for conflict | |
| Never been a fan of Scrabble | |
| Words or birds or psychobabble | |
| Thanks to the net I can beat friends in Portland and Seattle | |
| We need three days for some RISK | |
| Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists | |
| But I sit back I don' t get pissed | |
| I' ll win cause I' m an optimist | |
| Game of Life? Don' t waste my time | |
| I' d rather go back home and rhyme | |
| I came here for games and friends | |
| I wipe the smudge up off my lens | |
| Then I stand up on my seat | |
| Dispense this knowledge I decree | |
| That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives |