| Song | You Can Call Me Beef |
| Artist | Beefy |
| Album | Rolling Doubles |
| Get your headphones, you’re in for a treat | |
| Loop it all night. Ya got this track on repeat | |
| From the northwest, but I’m bring the heat | |
| You can call me Beef | |
| Tbyte hits you all with the spirit | |
| Beefy hits the rest with the lyrics | |
| Wrapped around nothing specific | |
| I’m not great dude, I’m terrific | |
| Yo I’ve been here before | |
| In the 509 I’m causing war | |
| In the 206 I hit the blitz | |
| Like Lofa Tatupu was in the mix | |
| Straight nerdcore rap machine | |
| Running shit like Commander Keen | |
| Call me up if your eighteen | |
| Yo I’m only mean without caffeine | |
| So when I get my fix | |
| I’ll send yall to the river styx | |
| Tell Charon I said hi | |
| Ladies, Beefy’s in short supply | |
| So get him while you can | |
| Boyfriend? Baby leave that man | |
| Shouldn’t be a hard decision | |
| You’re the Witch and I’m the Vision | |
| Now we can figure out | |
| All the silly things we’ll joke about | |
| I’ve got skill and I’ve got power | |
| And badass like MC Router | |
| Beefy’s got a killer flow | |
| Tell me something I don’t know | |
| Router’s known to pop the glock | |
| While Beefy’s playing Bioshock | |
| Welcome to the circus of value and I can tell you right now | |
| That if I got me my plasmids I’ll take you out with a BLAOOOW! | |
| Beefy makes your brain explode | |
| Unbeatable like Battletoads | |
| Empty out that Tattoo bottle | |
| Then adventure like Full Throttle | |
| Sour like lemonade | |
| Just need two coins for the arcade | |
| Then spend all day on MvC | |
| The sequel, homeslice, naturally | |
| I don’t know what I found | |
| But I know I hold it down | |
| Nerdcore might be what ya call it | |
| Can’t get enough like an alcoholic | |
| I hear them cry and plea | |
| I can’t stop singing Play With Me | |
| And Table Top’s stuck in my head | |
| We love Beefy from A to Zed | |
| What can I say | |
| With just one hook I’ll make your day | |
| Just one verse I can make your year | |
| Like Killface I’ll destroy your ear | |
| Not with teeth just with my sound | |
| My magic here is world renowned | |
| And with every site I visit | |
| I make each domain so exquisite | |
| Other rappers whisper curses | |
| But still begging me for verses | |
| All powerful like Zeus | |
| Like Zander Crews dude I yell Boosh | |
| Ladies like feel on my wuubs | |
| And giggle while we’re watching Scrubs | |
| I’m a spaz just like JD | |
| And narcotic too like Dr. Reed |
| Get your headphones, you' re in for a treat | |
| Loop it all night. Ya got this track on repeat | |
| From the northwest, but I' m bring the heat | |
| You can call me Beef | |
| Tbyte hits you all with the spirit | |
| Beefy hits the rest with the lyrics | |
| Wrapped around nothing specific | |
| I' m not great dude, I' m terrific | |
| Yo I' ve been here before | |
| In the 509 I' m causing war | |
| In the 206 I hit the blitz | |
| Like Lofa Tatupu was in the mix | |
| Straight nerdcore rap machine | |
| Running shit like Commander Keen | |
| Call me up if your eighteen | |
| Yo I' m only mean without caffeine | |
| So when I get my fix | |
| I' ll send yall to the river styx | |
| Tell Charon I said hi | |
| Ladies, Beefy' s in short supply | |
| So get him while you can | |
| Boyfriend? Baby leave that man | |
| Shouldn' t be a hard decision | |
| You' re the Witch and I' m the Vision | |
| Now we can figure out | |
| All the silly things we' ll joke about | |
| I' ve got skill and I' ve got power | |
| And badass like MC Router | |
| Beefy' s got a killer flow | |
| Tell me something I don' t know | |
| Router' s known to pop the glock | |
| While Beefy' s playing Bioshock | |
| Welcome to the circus of value and I can tell you right now | |
| That if I got me my plasmids I' ll take you out with a BLAOOOW! | |
| Beefy makes your brain explode | |
| Unbeatable like Battletoads | |
| Empty out that Tattoo bottle | |
| Then adventure like Full Throttle | |
| Sour like lemonade | |
| Just need two coins for the arcade | |
| Then spend all day on MvC | |
| The sequel, homeslice, naturally | |
| I don' t know what I found | |
| But I know I hold it down | |
| Nerdcore might be what ya call it | |
| Can' t get enough like an alcoholic | |
| I hear them cry and plea | |
| I can' t stop singing Play With Me | |
| And Table Top' s stuck in my head | |
| We love Beefy from A to Zed | |
| What can I say | |
| With just one hook I' ll make your day | |
| Just one verse I can make your year | |
| Like Killface I' ll destroy your ear | |
| Not with teeth just with my sound | |
| My magic here is world renowned | |
| And with every site I visit | |
| I make each domain so exquisite | |
| Other rappers whisper curses | |
| But still begging me for verses | |
| All powerful like Zeus | |
| Like Zander Crews dude I yell Boosh | |
| Ladies like feel on my wuubs | |
| And giggle while we' re watching Scrubs | |
| I' m a spaz just like JD | |
| And narcotic too like Dr. Reed |