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When I was eight years old |
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Before puberty took hold |
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I thought I'd end up beside a princess bride |
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And love was indivisible |
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Never mind how my taste reflects |
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A disturbing oedipal complex |
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It's not awkward girl |
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The compliments are coming next |
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You're no witch, you're no wench |
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You're like Bjork |
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With better fashion sense |
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So I phone 50 Cents |
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And I'm building up my confidence |
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Respect to your work |
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You're an artist, I'm a silly jerk |
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I think that dynamic could work |
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So work it |
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I have a total crush on you, baby |
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And I can't let it go, oh no |
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I have a total crush on you, baby |
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Baby, if only I could let you know |
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When we spoke, no joke |
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I started shedding slutty girls like snake skin |
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My collection acquired |
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Through shallow misdirection |
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And as I drive tonight |
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West Coast sky daring me to try |
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I feel alive tonight |
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The possibility that I'm your guy |
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Though I suffer from dyslexia |
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And mild manorexia |
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My hair cannot commit |
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To one popular genre of music |
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And though they all claim |
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That a girl can't take her boy's last name |
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Or end up divorced and estranged |
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I'm counting on you |
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I have a total crush on you, baby |
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And I can't let it go, oh no |
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I have a total crush on you, baby |
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Baby, if only I could |
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Your other suitors are no poets |
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They're only actors who can play guitar |
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Have I won your heart? |
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They're not students or screenwriters |
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They're only models that they taught to read |
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Love, would you agree? |
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I have a total crush on you, baby |
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And I can't let it go, oh no |
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I have a total crush on you, baby |
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Baby, if only I could |
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Quite sure you love me, Sherri |
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Quite sure I love you too |
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We'll each should make a verbal agreement |
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To only kiss each other |
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Because one time, beneath the sky |
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Outside my New York pigsty |
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I saw a vision of you and I |
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Ha ha |
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Did it hurt? Did it hurt? |
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, girl? |
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Did it hurt? Did it hurt? |
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, girl? |
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La dada dada da da |
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La dada da da |
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La dada dada da da |
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La dada da da |