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If I die and go to Hell real soon |
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It will appear to me as this room |
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And for eternity, I'd lay in bed |
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In my boxers, half stoned |
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With the pillow under my head |
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I'd be chatting on the interweb |
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Maggots pray upon the living dead |
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I had no interest in the things she said |
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On the phone every day, I'll permanently hit the hay |
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I called her on the phone and she touched herself |
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She touched herself, she touched herself |
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Called her on the phone and she touched herself |
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I laughed myself to sleep |
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At this rate, I'll be heading for electric chairs |
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I'm only human with my cross to bear |
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When she described her underwear |
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I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul |
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You're too young to be this empty girl |
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I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world |
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Know that you'll be my downfall |
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But I call and I call and I call |
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I called her on the phone and she touched herself |
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She touched herself, she touched herself |
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Called her on the phone and she touched herself |
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I laughed myself to sleep |
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I don't know what I want |
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I don't know what I want |
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I don't know what I want |
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I don't know what I want |
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I don't know what I want |
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(Met you on the Internet) |
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I don't know what I want |
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(Met you on the Internet) |
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I don't know what I want |
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(Met you on the Internet) |
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I don't know what I want |
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(Met you on the Internet) |
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I called her on the phone and she touched herself |
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She touched herself, she touched herself |
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Called her on the phone and she touched herself |
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I laughed myself to sleep |
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I called her on the phone and she touched herself |
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She touched herself, she touched herself |
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Called her on the phone and she touched herself |
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I laughed myself to sleep |
