Cosmik Debris Lyrics

Song	Cosmik Debris
Artist	Frank Zappa
Album	Hard Goods
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[00:01.25]	Cosmik Debris - Frank Zappa
[00:06.58]	The mystery man came over
[00:09.52]	And he said "I'm outta sight!"
[00:12.85]	He said for a nominal service charge
[00:15.74]	I could reach nirvana tonight
[00:19.05]	If I was ready, willing and able
[00:22.07]	To pay him his regular fee
[00:25.15]	He would drop all the rest of
[00:27.42]	His pressing affairs and devote
[00:29.10]	His attention to me
[00:30.85]	But I said "Look here brother
[00:36.13]	who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
[00:38.82]	Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
[00:44.58]	Look here brother, don't waste your time on me"
[00:57.39]	The mystery man got nervous
[01:00.15]	And he fidget around a bit
[01:03.16]	He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
[01:06.11]	And he whipped out a shaving kit
[01:09.06]	Now I thought it was a razor
[01:12.20]	And a can of foaming goo
[01:15.33]	But he told me right then when the top popped open
[01:18.78]	There was nothin' his box won't do
[01:21.67]	With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
[01:27.69]	He said "You might not believe this, little fella
[01:30.63]	But it'll cure your asthma too"
[01:33.46]	And I said "Look here brother
[01:39.04]	Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
[01:41.67]	Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
[01:47.31]	Look here brother, don't waste your time on me"
[01:56.60]	（Don't waste your time）
[02:00.06]
[02:39.73]	"I've got troubles of my own", I said
[02:42.68]	"And you can't help me out
[02:44.63]	So, take your meditations and your preparations
[02:48.76]	And ram it up your snout!"
[02:51.62]	"But I got the crystal ball", he said
[02:55.44]	And held it to the ligh
[02:57.70]	So I snatched it, all away from him
[03:01.09]	And I showed him how to do it right
[03:05.10]	I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
[03:07.36]	So I looked like I was deep
[03:09.75]	I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
[03:13.38]	I told him he was going to sleep
[03:16.40]	I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
[03:18.28]	And everything else I found
[03:22.60]	I had that sucker hypnotized
[03:24.74]	He couldn't even make a sound
[03:27.81]	I proceeded to tell him his future, then
[03:31.00]	As long as he was hanging around
[03:32.95]	I said "The price of meat has just gone up
[03:37.03]	And your old lady has just gone down!"
[03:40.30]	And I said "Look here brother-who you
[03:45.12]	Jiving with that cosmik debris?
[03:47.44]	Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
[03:52.02]	Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
[03:56.60]	So, don't waste your time on me"
[04:00.11]	Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me
[04:06.12]	（Shanti）

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[00:01.25]	Cosmik Debris Frank Zappa
[00:06.58]	The mystery man came over
[00:09.52]	And he said " I' m outta sight!"
[00:12.85]	He said for a nominal service charge
[00:15.74]	I could reach nirvana tonight
[00:19.05]	If I was ready, willing and able
[00:22.07]	To pay him his regular fee
[00:25.15]	He would drop all the rest of
[00:27.42]	His pressing affairs and devote
[00:29.10]	His attention to me
[00:30.85]	But I said " Look here brother
[00:36.13]	who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
[00:38.82]	Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
[00:44.58]	Look here brother, don' t waste your time on me"
[00:57.39]	The mystery man got nervous
[01:00.15]	And he fidget around a bit
[01:03.16]	He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
[01:06.11]	And he whipped out a shaving kit
[01:09.06]	Now I thought it was a razor
[01:12.20]	And a can of foaming goo
[01:15.33]	But he told me right then when the top popped open
[01:18.78]	There was nothin' his box won' t do
[01:21.67]	With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
[01:27.69]	He said " You might not believe this, little fella
[01:30.63]	But it' ll cure your asthma too"
[01:33.46]	And I said " Look here brother
[01:39.04]	Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
[01:41.67]	Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
[01:47.31]	Look here brother, don' t waste your time on me"
[01:56.60]	Don' t waste your time
[02:00.06]
[02:39.73]	" I' ve got troubles of my own", I said
[02:42.68]	" And you can' t help me out
[02:44.63]	So, take your meditations and your preparations
[02:48.76]	And ram it up your snout!"
[02:51.62]	" But I got the crystal ball", he said
[02:55.44]	And held it to the ligh
[02:57.70]	So I snatched it, all away from him
[03:01.09]	And I showed him how to do it right
[03:05.10]	I wrapped a newspaper ' round my head
[03:07.36]	So I looked like I was deep
[03:09.75]	I said some mumbojumbo, then
[03:13.38]	I told him he was going to sleep
[03:16.40]	I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
[03:18.28]	And everything else I found
[03:22.60]	I had that sucker hypnotized
[03:24.74]	He couldn' t even make a sound
[03:27.81]	I proceeded to tell him his future, then
[03:31.00]	As long as he was hanging around
[03:32.95]	I said " The price of meat has just gone up
[03:37.03]	And your old lady has just gone down!"
[03:40.30]	And I said " Look here brotherwho you
[03:45.12]	Jiving with that cosmik debris?
[03:47.44]	Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
[03:52.02]	Don' t you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
[03:56.60]	So, don' t waste your time on me"
[04:00.11]	Don' t waste it, don' t waste your time on me
[04:06.12]	Shanti

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[00:01.25]	Cosmik Debris Frank Zappa
[00:06.58]	The mystery man came over
[00:09.52]	And he said " I' m outta sight!"
[00:12.85]	He said for a nominal service charge
[00:15.74]	I could reach nirvana tonight
[00:19.05]	If I was ready, willing and able
[00:22.07]	To pay him his regular fee
[00:25.15]	He would drop all the rest of
[00:27.42]	His pressing affairs and devote
[00:29.10]	His attention to me
[00:30.85]	But I said " Look here brother
[00:36.13]	who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
[00:38.82]	Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
[00:44.58]	Look here brother, don' t waste your time on me"
[00:57.39]	The mystery man got nervous
[01:00.15]	And he fidget around a bit
[01:03.16]	He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
[01:06.11]	And he whipped out a shaving kit
[01:09.06]	Now I thought it was a razor
[01:12.20]	And a can of foaming goo
[01:15.33]	But he told me right then when the top popped open
[01:18.78]	There was nothin' his box won' t do
[01:21.67]	With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
[01:27.69]	He said " You might not believe this, little fella
[01:30.63]	But it' ll cure your asthma too"
[01:33.46]	And I said " Look here brother
[01:39.04]	Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
[01:41.67]	Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
[01:47.31]	Look here brother, don' t waste your time on me"
[01:56.60]	Don' t waste your time
[02:00.06]
[02:39.73]	" I' ve got troubles of my own", I said
[02:42.68]	" And you can' t help me out
[02:44.63]	So, take your meditations and your preparations
[02:48.76]	And ram it up your snout!"
[02:51.62]	" But I got the crystal ball", he said
[02:55.44]	And held it to the ligh
[02:57.70]	So I snatched it, all away from him
[03:01.09]	And I showed him how to do it right
[03:05.10]	I wrapped a newspaper ' round my head
[03:07.36]	So I looked like I was deep
[03:09.75]	I said some mumbojumbo, then
[03:13.38]	I told him he was going to sleep
[03:16.40]	I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
[03:18.28]	And everything else I found
[03:22.60]	I had that sucker hypnotized
[03:24.74]	He couldn' t even make a sound
[03:27.81]	I proceeded to tell him his future, then
[03:31.00]	As long as he was hanging around
[03:32.95]	I said " The price of meat has just gone up
[03:37.03]	And your old lady has just gone down!"
[03:40.30]	And I said " Look here brotherwho you
[03:45.12]	Jiving with that cosmik debris?
[03:47.44]	Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
[03:52.02]	Don' t you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
[03:56.60]	So, don' t waste your time on me"
[04:00.11]	Don' t waste it, don' t waste your time on me
[04:06.12]	Shanti

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