| Song | Germ Free Adolescents |
| Artist | X-Ray Spex |
| Album | Teenage Kicks: 46 Classic Punk & New Wave Tracks |
| I know you＇re antiseptic | |
| Your deodorant smells nice | |
| I＇d like to get to know you | |
| But you＇re deep frozen like the ice | |
| He＇s a germ free adolescent | |
| Cleanliness is her obsession | |
| Cleans her teeth ten times a day | |
| Scrub away scrub away scrub away | |
| The S.R. way.... | |
| You may get to touch her | |
| If your gloves are sterilised | |
| Rinse your mouth with listerine | |
| Blow disinfectant in her eyes | |
| Her phobia is infection | |
| She needs one to survive | |
| It＇s her built-in protection | |
| Without fear she＇d give up and die |
| I know you re antiseptic | |
| Your deodorant smells nice | |
| I d like to get to know you | |
| But you re deep frozen like the ice | |
| He s a germ free adolescent | |
| Cleanliness is her obsession | |
| Cleans her teeth ten times a day | |
| Scrub away scrub away scrub away | |
| The S. R. way.... | |
| You may get to touch her | |
| If your gloves are sterilised | |
| Rinse your mouth with listerine | |
| Blow disinfectant in her eyes | |
| Her phobia is infection | |
| She needs one to survive | |
| It s her builtin protection | |
| Without fear she d give up and die |