| Song | Pork Chop Pie |
| Artist | Umphrey's McGee |
| Album | Green Mountain Eco Fest, Eldridge, MO |
| One Two, One Two | |
| Pie, Pork chop pie, Pork chop pie, Pork chop pie, Pork chop pie, | |
| Pork chop pie, Pork chop pie, Pork chop pie, Pork chop pie, | |
| Gave my buzz to the fuzz | |
| Now they're high, Pork chop pie | |
| Pie, Pork chop pie, Pork chop pie, Pork chop pie, | |
| Pork chop pie, Pork chop pie, Pork chop pie, Pork chop pie, | |
| Gave my buzz to the fuzz | |
| Now they're high, Pork chop pie |