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It says here that the unions will never learn |
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It says here the economy is on the upturn |
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And it says here we should be proud that we are free |
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And our free press reflects our democracy |
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Those braying voices on the right of the house |
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Are echoed down the street of shame |
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Where politics mix with bingo and tits in a money and numbers game |
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Where they offer you a feature on stockings and suspenders |
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Next to a call for stiffer penalties for sex offenders |
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It says here that this year's prince is born |
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It says here do you ever wish that you were better informed |
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And it says here that we could only stop the rot |
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With a large dose of law and order and a touch of the short sharp shock |
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If this does not reflect your view you should understand |
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That those who own the papers also own this land |
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And they'd rather you believe in coronation street capers |
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In the war of circulation, it sells newspapers |
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Could it be an infringement of the freedom of the press |
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To print pictures of women in states of undress |
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When you wake up to the fact that you paper is Tory |
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Just remember, there are two sides to every story |