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Naughty boys in nasty schools |
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Headmaster's breaking all the rules |
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Having fun and playing fools |
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Smashing up the woodwork tools |
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All the teachers in the pub |
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Passing round the ready-rub |
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Trying not to think of when |
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The lunchtime bell will ring again. |
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Oh what fun we had |
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But, did it really turn out bad |
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All I learnt at school |
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Was how to bend not break the rules |
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Oh what fun we had |
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But at the time it seemed so bad |
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Trying different ways |
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To make a difference to the days. |
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The headmaster's had enough today |
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All the kids have gone away |
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Gone to fight with next door's school |
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Every term, that is the rule |
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Sits alone and bends his cane |
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Same old backsides again |
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All the small ones tell tall tales |
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Walking home and squashing snails. |
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Oh what fun we had |
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But, did it really turn out bad |
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All I learnt at school |
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Was how to bend not break the rules |
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Oh what fun we had |
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But at the time it seemed so bad |
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Trying different ways |
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To make a difference to the days. |
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Lots of girls and lots of boys |
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Lots of smells and lots of noise |
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Playing football in the park |
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Kicking pushbikes after dark |
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Baggy trousers, dirty shirt |
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Pulling hair and eating dirt |
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Teacher comes to break it up |
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Back of the 'ead with a plastic cup. |
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Oh what fun we had |
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But, did it really turn out bad |
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All I learnt at school |
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Was how to bend not break the rules |
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Oh what fun we had |
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But at the time it seemed so bad |
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Trying different ways |
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To make a difference to the days. |
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Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers |
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Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers |
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