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I've heard all the stories |
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The failures and glories I haven't had either |
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Boast and toast I'm the best and I'm a mess |
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I know I'm not neither |
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Thought I was down as far as any man could go |
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Thought my highs were giant size |
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I know now that's not so |
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I know you heard, know you heard, know you heard |
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Don't believe a word, not a word, one word |
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It's been overblown, the truth should be known |
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Til now I couldn't see |
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Put my cards on the table while I'm still able |
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I guess I really don't know how to party |
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It's blown out of whack, the truth is what's lacking |
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Til now I couldn't see |
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The long and the short I'd like to report |
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I guess I really don't know how to party |
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Really don't by any shape or form |
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Whether straight up in the sunshine |
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Or passed out in a storm |
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Don't know how but now I know I don't |
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Will it help me out? |
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No, it probably won't |
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Ten nine ain't no hero |
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Number one at bad behavior |
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Five, four, three, two, what? not zero |
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Don't go counting on a savior |
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I was playing it safe when I'd fall on my face |
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Entertainment was what I was after |
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Harmless fun, no damage done |
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I was out and about for the laughter |
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Thought I was something really something no one was gonna touch |
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Ace in the place, kingpin of sin I didn't know too much |
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Don't believe everything you've heard |
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Don't believe a solitary word |
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It's been overblown, the truth should be known |
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Til now I couldn't see |
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Put my cards on the table while I'm still able |
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I guess I really don't know how to party |
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Really don't by any shape or form |
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Whether straight up in the sunshine |
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Or passed out in a storm |
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Don't know how but now I know I don't |
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Will it help me out, no it probably won't |
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I don't have a notion and I don't have a clue |
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An iota or an inkling where to start or what to do |
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The foggiest, the faintest, the slightest I ain't got |
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Will it help me out? Nah, probably not |