| Song | Morden |
| Artist | Good Shoes |
| Album | Remixes Compilation |
| You can go and eat your Chinese food | |
| Over drunken fools singing 80's tunes and | |
| They'll be singing out of tune | |
| Saying, ‽Get the foreigners out of my area†| |
| And a skinhead in a Burberry coat | |
| This is not the sort of place | |
| You wanna take your kids to | |
| Fifty pound shops and nothing left to inspire me | |
| Oh, in Morden | |
| Well, in Morden | |
| Oh, in Morden | |
| Morden | |
| Starring at the government not noticing the queen | |
| A Superdrug and a KFC | |
| Is this everything you need for a cultured city | |
| Or is this everything you need to promote burglary? | |
| And you don't get this in the countryside | |
| A skinhead coming at you with a knife | |
| What will you do? | |
| Must be something wrong with our society | |
| Or is it Morden? | |
| Is it Morden? | |
| Is it Morden? | |
| Morden | |
| I read the news today | |
| A youth killed himself in a horrible way | |
| He hung himself | |
| From the local supermarket car park | |
| And walking down Canon Hill Lane | |
| I saw the flowers lay where a car crash took place | |
| A drug dealer crashed into a chicane | |
| It sort of sums up where we live | |
| Oh, in Morden | |
| Well, in Morden | |
| Well, in Morden | |
| Well, in Morden |
| You can go and eat your Chinese food | |
| Over drunken fools singing 80' s tunes and | |
| They' ll be singing out of tune | |
| Saying, Get the foreigners out of my area | |
| And a skinhead in a Burberry coat | |
| This is not the sort of place | |
| You wanna take your kids to | |
| Fifty pound shops and nothing left to inspire me | |
| Oh, in Morden | |
| Well, in Morden | |
| Oh, in Morden | |
| Morden | |
| Starring at the government not noticing the queen | |
| A Superdrug and a KFC | |
| Is this everything you need for a cultured city | |
| Or is this everything you need to promote burglary? | |
| And you don' t get this in the countryside | |
| A skinhead coming at you with a knife | |
| What will you do? | |
| Must be something wrong with our society | |
| Or is it Morden? | |
| Is it Morden? | |
| Is it Morden? | |
| Morden | |
| I read the news today | |
| A youth killed himself in a horrible way | |
| He hung himself | |
| From the local supermarket car park | |
| And walking down Canon Hill Lane | |
| I saw the flowers lay where a car crash took place | |
| A drug dealer crashed into a chicane | |
| It sort of sums up where we live | |
| Oh, in Morden | |
| Well, in Morden | |
| Well, in Morden | |
| Well, in Morden |