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Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) |
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But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) |
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My life is filled with such regret |
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A bad mistake I can't forget |
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And now I'll never be the same |
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Ringtone |
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Why did I buy this stupid ringtone? |
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I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?) |
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My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call |
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Well, everybody (everybody) |
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Everybody (everybody) |
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Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone |
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When my phone goes off at work |
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I look like the biggest jerk |
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Total strangers wanna slap me around |
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When it's ringin' on the terrace |
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My neighbors get embarrassed |
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They're beggin' me to move outta town |
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Well, it made my wife so sick |
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She smashed my iPhone with a brick |
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But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine |
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It's a pain, I sure don't need it |
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And I probably should delete it |
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But for me that would be crossin' the line |
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'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine |
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Hey, I paid good money for this... |
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Ringtone |
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Why did I buy this stupid ringtone? |
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I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (Really, what was I thinking?) |
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My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call |
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Well, everybody (everybody) |
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Everybody (everybody) |
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Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone |
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Ringtone |
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Ringtone |
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Ahh, ooh |
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Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone) |
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Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone) |
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Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone) |
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Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone) |
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All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers) |
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All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers) |
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Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea |
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Every single person everywhere unanimously |
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Everybody (everybody) |
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Everybody (everybody) |
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Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my |
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Ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... |
