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Let me tell you about a girl I know, |
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had a drink about a hour ago. |
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Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell. |
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She heard a noise and she looked through the door. |
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And saw a man she'd never seen before. |
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Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile. |
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Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door |
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And took an empty seat next to her at the bar. |
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"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?" |
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And she said."Wait a minute I have to think." |
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He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink" |
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One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car |
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and they drove away someplace real far. |
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Now babe the time has come. |
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How'd ya like to have a little fun? |
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And she said."If we could only please be on our way, I will not run." |
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That's when things got out of control. |
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She didn't want to, he had his way. |
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She said, "Let's Go" |
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He said, "No Way!" |
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Come on babe it's your lucky day. |
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Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way. |
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Come on baby don't be afraid, |
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if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid. |
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He finished up and he started the car |
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He turned around and drove back to the bar. |
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He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad." |
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She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar. |
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Come on party people won't you listen to me. |
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Date Rape Story. |
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The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law, |
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went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court. |
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Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, "She lies that little slut!" |
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The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years |
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And now his heart is filled with tears. |
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One night in jail it was getting late. |
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He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed. |
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But the guards paid no attention to his cries. |
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That's when things got out of control. |
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The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. |
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But that's the way it had to be. |
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They locked him up and threw away the key. |
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Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, |
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even though he now takes it in the behind. |
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But that's the way it had to be. |
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They locked him up and threw away the key. |
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Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, |
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even though he now takes it in the behind. |
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DATE RAPE! |
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She didn't want to |
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[x4] |
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TAKE IT! |
