| 悲催路路路 | |
| 但愿上帝保佑伤不起的悲催公交族 | |
| 百米狂奔围追堵截落跑大公共 | |
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| 前边假装睡觉生怕看见老人和儿童 | |
| 中间全部挤成相片提防流氓和小偷 | |
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| 人的海洋名不虚传看一眼绝对发憷 | |
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| 唯一就是时间靠谱工作还能保住 | |
| 怕了公交地铁咬牙跺脚招手拦辆出租 | |
| 可稍微有点风起云涌就干等四十分钟 | |
| 打败若干对手舌战群儒才能抢先一步 | |
| 可司机师傅说 我要交车i'm sorry to you | |
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| 但总有神秘的侠义人物给它来点批注 | |
| 可咱一升汽油要比米国最少贵一块五 | |
| 还请相信有车的同学遭遇更加痛苦 | |
| 交通台的播报已经变成还有哪儿不拥堵 | |
| 红灯绿灯变了几次也往前挪不了几步 | |
| 呼啸而过电动车快赶上神六的时速 | |
| 想要停在路边看见写着每小时十五 | |
| 惊心动魄在劫难逃是春节回家的旅途 | |
| 跑得了和尚跑不了庙躲不了初一十五 | |
| 一票难求走投无路仰仗神秘黄牛 | |
| 全国人民都知道买票别去售票窗口 | |
| 为了世界和平为了环保改骑单车或走 | |
| 但肉包铁跟铁包肉它实在经不起交流 | |
| 世事难料万一点儿背遇到马路杀手 | |
| 珍惜生命特别提醒要远离酒后歌手 | |
| 公路土路十八弯的山路到底是谁对生命熟视无睹 | |
| 为什么总要到事发以后才说自己幡然悔悟 | |
| 直路弯路不着调的思路到底是谁靠修路真正治富 | |
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| 近路远路天价高速公路到底是谁让司机超载上路 | |
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| 支路岔路发财要靠门路到底多少人最后走上邪路 | |
| 短短人生路应该怎样旅途别到最后才清楚 | |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 馒头 |
| [00:00.00] | 作词 : 馒头 |
| bei cui lu lu lu | |
| dan yuan shang di bao you shang bu qi de bei cui gong jiao zu | |
| bai mi kuang ben wei zhui du jie luo pao da gong gong | |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : man tou |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : man tou |
| bēi cuī lù lù lù | |
| dàn yuàn shàng dì bǎo yòu shāng bù qǐ de bēi cuī gōng jiāo zú | |
| bǎi mǐ kuáng bēn wéi zhuī dǔ jié luò pǎo dà gōng gòng | |
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| dǎ bài ruò gān duì shǒu shé zhàn qún rú cái néng qiǎng xiān yī bù | |
| kě sī jī shī fū shuō wǒ yào jiāo chē i' m sorry to you | |
| shěng chī jiǎn yòng mǎi liàng xiǎo chē zhǐ wèi tú diǎn ér shū fú | |
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| jiāo tōng tái de bō bào yǐ jīng biàn chéng hái yǒu nǎ ér bù yōng dǔ | |
| hóng dēng lǜ dēng biàn le jǐ cì yě wǎng qián nuó bù liǎo jǐ bù | |
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| jīng xīn dòng pò zài jié nàn táo shì chūn jié huí jiā de lǚ tú | |
| pǎo dé le hé shàng pǎo bù liǎo miào duǒ bù liǎo chū yī shí wǔ | |
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| quán guó rén mín dōu zhī dào mǎi piào bié qù shòu piào chuāng kǒu | |
| wèi le shì jiè hé píng wèi le huán bǎo gǎi qí dān chē huò zǒu | |
| dàn ròu bāo tiě gēn tiě bāo ròu tā shí zài jīng bù qǐ jiāo liú | |
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| gōng lù tǔ lù shí bā wān de shān lù dào dǐ shì shuí duì shēng mìng shú shì wú dǔ | |
| wèi shí me zǒng yào dào shì fā yǐ hòu cái shuō zì jǐ fān rán huǐ wù | |
| zhí lù wān lù bù zháo diào de sī lù dào dǐ shì shuí kào xiū lù zhēn zhèng zhì fù | |
| wèi shí me hǎo hǎo de yī tiáo mǎ lù bǔ dīng chāo guò pò niú zǎi kù | |
| jìn lù yuǎn lù tiān jià gāo sù gōng lù dào dǐ shì shuí ràng sī jī chāo zài shàng lù | |
| wèi shí me lì rùn dì yī de lù qiáo háng yè wú shì tā men xīn kǔ | |
| zhī lù chà lù fā cái yào kào mén lù dào dǐ duō shǎo rén zuì hòu zǒu shàng xié lù | |
| duǎn duǎn rén shēng lù yīng gāi zěn yàng lǚ tú bié dào zuì hòu cái qīng chǔ | |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : mán tou |
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