Song | The Streak |
Artist | Ray Stevens |
Album | AM Gold 60s Collection |
(Reporter): | |
Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news | |
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There | |
seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see | |
what happened? | |
(Witness): | |
Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he | |
come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, | |
nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't | |
look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed. | |
(Chorus) | |
Here he comes, look at that, look at that | |
There he goes, look at that, look at that | |
And he ain't wearin' no clothes | |
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak | |
Look at that, look at that | |
Fastest thing on two feet | |
Look at that, look at that | |
He's just as proud as he can be | |
Of his anatomy | |
He goin' give us a peek | |
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak | |
Look at that, look at that | |
He likes to show off his physique | |
Look at that, look at that | |
If there's an audience to be found | |
He'll be streakin' around | |
Invitin' public critique | |
(Reporter): | |
This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas | |
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? | |
(Witness): | |
Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared | |
out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't | |
have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin' | |
her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too | |
late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of | |
the shock absorbers. | |
(Chorus) | |
He ain't crude, look at that, look at that | |
He ain't lewd, look at that, look at that | |
He's just in the mood to run in the nude | |
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak | |
Look at that, look at that | |
He likes to turn the other cheek | |
Look at that, look at that | |
He's always makin' the news | |
Wearin' just his tennis shoes | |
Guess you could call him unique | |
(Reporter): | |
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering | |
the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see | |
what happened? | |
(Witness): | |
Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow | |
cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right | |
down the middle of the court. Didn't have on nothing but his PF's. | |
Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up | |
at Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd | |
already got a free shot. Grandstandin', right there in front of the | |
home team. | |
(Chorus) (Witness): | |
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Here he comes again. | |
Look at that, look at that Who's that with him? | |
The fastest thing on two feet Ethel? Is that you, Ethel? | |
Look at that, look at that What do you think you're | |
He's just as proud as he can be doin'? You git your | |
Of his anatomy clothes on! | |
He's gonna give us a peek | |
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Ethel! Where you goin'? | |
Look at that, look at that Ethel, you shameless | |
He likes to show off his physique hussy! Say it isn't so, | |
Look at that, look at that Ethel! Ethelllllll!!! | |
If there's an audience to be found | |
He'll be streakin' around | |
Invitin' public critique |
Reporter: | |
Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news | |
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There | |
seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see | |
what happened? | |
Witness: | |
Yeah, I did. I s standin overe there by the tomaters, and here he | |
come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, | |
nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t Ethel, I said, Don t | |
look, Ethel! But it s too late, she d already been incensed. | |
Chorus | |
Here he comes, look at that, look at that | |
There he goes, look at that, look at that | |
And he ain t wearin no clothes | |
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak | |
Look at that, look at that | |
Fastest thing on two feet | |
Look at that, look at that | |
He s just as proud as he can be | |
Of his anatomy | |
He goin give us a peek | |
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak | |
Look at that, look at that | |
He likes to show off his physique | |
Look at that, look at that | |
If there s an audience to be found | |
He ll be streakin around | |
Invitin public critique | |
Reporter: | |
This is your action news reporter once again, and we re here at the gas | |
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? | |
Witness: | |
Yeah, I did. I s just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared | |
out of the traffic. Come streakin around the grease rack there, didn t | |
have nothin on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin | |
her a cold drink. I hollered, Don t look, Ethel! But it was too | |
late. She d already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of | |
the shock absorbers. | |
Chorus | |
He ain t crude, look at that, look at that | |
He ain t lewd, look at that, look at that | |
He s just in the mood to run in the nude | |
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak | |
Look at that, look at that | |
He likes to turn the other cheek | |
Look at that, look at that | |
He s always makin the news | |
Wearin just his tennis shoes | |
Guess you could call him unique | |
Reporter: | |
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering | |
the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see | |
what happened? | |
Witness: | |
Yeah, I did. Half time, I s just goin down thar to get Ethel a snow | |
cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right | |
down the middle of the court. Didn t have on nothing but his PF s. | |
Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up | |
at Ethel, I said, Don t look, Ethel! But it was too late. She d | |
already got a free shot. Grandstandin, right there in front of the | |
home team. | |
Chorus Witness: | |
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Here he comes again. | |
Look at that, look at that Who s that with him? | |
The fastest thing on two feet Ethel? Is that you, Ethel? | |
Look at that, look at that What do you think you re | |
He s just as proud as he can be doin? You git your | |
Of his anatomy clothes on! | |
He s gonna give us a peek | |
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Ethel! Where you goin? | |
Look at that, look at that Ethel, you shameless | |
He likes to show off his physique hussy! Say it isn t so, | |
Look at that, look at that Ethel! Ethelllllll!!! | |
If there s an audience to be found | |
He ll be streakin around | |
Invitin public critique |