| Song | Marriage |
| Artist | D.R.I. |
| Album | Dealing With It |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Beginning with its conclusion | |
| Misdirected by what's right | |
| Actual illusion | |
| Weakened by its might | |
| The deserving marital value | |
| Priced for quick exchange | |
| Is worth in the open market | |
| Only half its weight in change | |
| Enthusiastically disfigured | |
| By anticipated, sterile waste | |
| Poised and promising | |
| Glazed in its loss of face | |
| Frantically mellow | |
| Blameless in its intent | |
| More solid than jello | |
| Yet, softer than cement | |
| Unprofitably productive | |
| Not worth speaking of | |
| Mutually destructive | |
| None of the above |