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[ti:Any Man] |
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[ar:Eminem] |
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[al:Platinum Collection 2001] |
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Hi |
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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your face |
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Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase |
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I laced the weed with insect repellent, better check the smelly |
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Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling with a capital |
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Somebody grab me a Snapple |
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I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's apple |
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(Hurry up) |
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Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure |
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That my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her |
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I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months |
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And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' these kicks cunt?" |
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The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell |
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I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell |
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I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis germs |
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And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns |
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I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach |
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And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it |
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(Yuck, yuck) |
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Hit you in the head with a brick til' you plummet |
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If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til' you numb it |
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And all that gibberish you was spittin', you need to kill it |
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'Cause your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it |
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'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan |
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For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin |
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Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me? Ha? |
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Is fuckin' crazy, hello, hi |
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'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan |
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For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin |
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Is fuckin' crazy, do you hear me? |
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Is fuckin' crazy |
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I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down with a gremlin grin |
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I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym |
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I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias |
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To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens |
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A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium |
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Than a maniac, Saudi Arabian |
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A highly combustible head, spazmatic |
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Strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed |
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Laid up in the hospital in critical condition |
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I flat lined, jumped up and ran from the mortician |
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High speed, IV full of Thai weed |
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Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together like Siamese |
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Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians |
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Uh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins |
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I hope God forgives me for my sins, it probably all depends |
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On if I keep on killin' my girlfriends |
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'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan |
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For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin |
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Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me? Ha? |
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Is fuckin' crazy, listen |
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'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan |
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For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin |
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Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me? |
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Is fuckin' crazy |
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Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust |
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And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed |
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(Shucks) |
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I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say |
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I call in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and play |
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I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day |
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Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be |
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Give me eleven Excederin my head'll spin |
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Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine |
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Scratched my balls til' I shredded skin |
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"Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been" |
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"It's probably AIDS", forget it then |
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I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows |
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That don't even make sense, like dykes usin' dildos |
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So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats |
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And pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus |
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Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get weeded |
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My daughter scribbled over that rhyme |
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I couldn't read it, damn |
