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Follow up these red hot news |
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Grab a taxi and go down |
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Chinatown's on a spree |
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Let me give you the lowdown |
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This is really history |
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Whenever folks in Chinatown start acting gay |
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There's something in the air that makes them feel that way |
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Yeah, man, I heard somebody say |
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It's Minnie the Moocher's wedding day |
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Old Smoky Joe's so happy, he can hardly wait |
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He's spent a million dollars for his wedding date |
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Yeah man, they're gonna celebrate |
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It's Minnie the Moocher's wedding day |
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You better come on down |
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Way down in Chinatown |
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Oh, let me take you down |
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To see them kick the gong around |
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A million cookies shouting, "Hay-de-hay-de-hay" |
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The King of Sweden's gonna give the bride away |
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Yeah man, I heard somebody say |
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It's Minnie the Moocher's wedding day |
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The king and queen of every nation |
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Were glad to get an invitation |
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The Prince of Wales said he would get away |
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For Minnie the Moocher's wedding day |
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They said a hundred thousand hoppies |
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Went over to China picking poppies |
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They're gonna put them all in one bouquet |
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For Minnie the Moocher's wedding day |
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Hi-de-hi-de-hi |
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Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho |
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Hay-de-hay-de-hay |
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It's Minnie the Moocher's wedding day |
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Yeah man! Why, what's that them boys say? |
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It's Minnie the Moocher's wedding day |