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All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin |
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The image and the style that ya used to |
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I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see |
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So yo world I hope you're ready for me |
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Now gather round I'm the new fool in town |
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And my sound's laid down by the Underground |
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I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf |
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So just let me introduce myself |
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My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty |
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Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee |
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And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee |
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I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty |
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You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me |
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I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky |
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I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy |
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I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack |
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But sometimes I get ridiculous |
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I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice |
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Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya ticklish? |
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Yeah, I called ya fat look at me, I'm skinny |
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It never stopped me from gettin' busy |
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I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom |
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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom |
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I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee |
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They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me |
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I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants |
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And I even got my own dance |
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The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
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Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump |
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People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" |
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That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' |
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Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me |
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But ya can't get near me |
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I give 'em more, see, and on the floor B |
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All the girls they adore me |
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Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere |
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'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear |
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My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed |
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Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid |
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I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge |
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Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large |
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I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid |
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I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid |
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I sang on do whutcha like, and if ya missed it |
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I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits |
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Also told ya that I like to bite |
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Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write |
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All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance |
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And now I'm gonna do my dance |
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The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
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Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump |
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Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all |
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Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here |
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Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself |
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let me tell ya a little bit about this dance |
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It's real easy to do check it out |
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First I limp to the side like my leg was broken |
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Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' |
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Crazy wack funky |
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People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty |
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That's all right 'cause my body's in motion |
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It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion |
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Anyone can play this game |
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This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name |
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No two people will do it the same |
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Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain |
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Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, |
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and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump |
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tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. |
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The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
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Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump |
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Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump |
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White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump |
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Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump |
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Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump |
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Let's get stoopid! |
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The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump |
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Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump |
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Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump |
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Oh, yeah, come on and break it down |
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Once again, the Underground is in the house |
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I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, |
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Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies |
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Peace and humptiness forever |
