Pencil Thin Mustache Lyrics
| Song | Pencil Thin Mustache |
| Artist | Jimmy Buffett |
| Album | A Pirate's Treasure - 20 Jimmy Buffett Gems |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Lyrics：Jimmy Buffett Music：Jimmy Buffett | |
| Now they make new movies in old black and white | |
| With happy endings, where nobody fights | |
| So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage | |
| Honey, jump right up and show your age | |
| Chorus: | |
| I wish I had a pencil thin mustache | |
| The 'Boston Blackie' kind | |
| A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket | |
| And an autographed picture of Andy Devine | |
| I remember bein' buck-toothed and skinny | |
| Writin' fan letters to Sky's niece Penny | |
| Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache | |
| Then I could solve some mysteries too | |
| Then it's Bandstand, Disneyland, growin' up fast | |
| Drinkin' on a fake I.D. | |
| Yeah, and Rama of the jungle was everyone's Bawana | |
| But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana | |
| Yeah, I wish I had a pencil thin mustache | |
| Then I could solve some mysteries too | |
| Then it's flat top, dirty bob, coppin' a feel | |
| Grubbin' on the livin' room floor (so sore) | |
| Yeah, they send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, | |
| But all you want to do is learn how to score | |
| Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear | |
| I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair | |
| But I can go to movies and see it all there | |
| Just the way that it used to be | |
| Chorus: | |
| That's why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache | |
| The 'Boston Blackie' kind | |
| A two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket | |
| And an autographed picture of Andy Devine | |
| Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be | |
| Maybe suave Errol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby | |
| If I only had a pencil thin mustache | |
| Then I could do some cruisin' too | |
| Coda: | |
| Yeah, Bryl-cream, a little dab'll do yah | |
| Oh, I could do some cruisin' too |
| Lyrics: Jimmy Buffett Music: Jimmy Buffett | |
| Now they make new movies in old black and white | |
| With happy endings, where nobody fights | |
| So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage | |
| Honey, jump right up and show your age | |
| Chorus: | |
| I wish I had a pencil thin mustache | |
| The ' Boston Blackie' kind | |
| A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket | |
| And an autographed picture of Andy Devine | |
| I remember bein' bucktoothed and skinny | |
| Writin' fan letters to Sky' s niece Penny | |
| Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache | |
| Then I could solve some mysteries too | |
| Then it' s Bandstand, Disneyland, growin' up fast | |
| Drinkin' on a fake I. D. | |
| Yeah, and Rama of the jungle was everyone' s Bawana | |
| But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana | |
| Yeah, I wish I had a pencil thin mustache | |
| Then I could solve some mysteries too | |
| Then it' s flat top, dirty bob, coppin' a feel | |
| Grubbin' on the livin' room floor so sore | |
| Yeah, they send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, | |
| But all you want to do is learn how to score | |
| Yeah, but now I' m gettin' old, don' t wear underwear | |
| I don' t go to church and I don' t cut my hair | |
| But I can go to movies and see it all there | |
| Just the way that it used to be | |
| Chorus: | |
| That' s why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache | |
| The ' Boston Blackie' kind | |
| A twotoned Ricky Ricardo jacket | |
| And an autographed picture of Andy Devine | |
| Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be | |
| Maybe suave Errol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby | |
| If I only had a pencil thin mustache | |
| Then I could do some cruisin' too | |
| Coda: | |
| Yeah, Brylcream, a little dab' ll do yah | |
| Oh, I could do some cruisin' too |
| Lyrics: Jimmy Buffett Music: Jimmy Buffett | |
| Now they make new movies in old black and white | |
| With happy endings, where nobody fights | |
| So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage | |
| Honey, jump right up and show your age | |
| Chorus: | |
| I wish I had a pencil thin mustache | |
| The ' Boston Blackie' kind | |
| A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket | |
| And an autographed picture of Andy Devine | |
| I remember bein' bucktoothed and skinny | |
| Writin' fan letters to Sky' s niece Penny | |
| Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache | |
| Then I could solve some mysteries too | |
| Then it' s Bandstand, Disneyland, growin' up fast | |
| Drinkin' on a fake I. D. | |
| Yeah, and Rama of the jungle was everyone' s Bawana | |
| But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana | |
| Yeah, I wish I had a pencil thin mustache | |
| Then I could solve some mysteries too | |
| Then it' s flat top, dirty bob, coppin' a feel | |
| Grubbin' on the livin' room floor so sore | |
| Yeah, they send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, | |
| But all you want to do is learn how to score | |
| Yeah, but now I' m gettin' old, don' t wear underwear | |
| I don' t go to church and I don' t cut my hair | |
| But I can go to movies and see it all there | |
| Just the way that it used to be | |
| Chorus: | |
| That' s why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache | |
| The ' Boston Blackie' kind | |
| A twotoned Ricky Ricardo jacket | |
| And an autographed picture of Andy Devine | |
| Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be | |
| Maybe suave Errol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby | |
| If I only had a pencil thin mustache | |
| Then I could do some cruisin' too | |
| Coda: | |
| Yeah, Brylcream, a little dab' ll do yah | |
| Oh, I could do some cruisin' too |
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