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The way you shake it, I can't believe it |
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I ain't never seen an ass like that |
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The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
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Doing, doing, doing |
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I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true |
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I ain't never seen an ass like that |
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The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
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Doing, doing, doing |
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The way she moves she's like a belly dancer |
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She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I |
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Think someones at the door |
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But I don't think I'm gonna answer |
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Police saying "freeze" |
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Doing, doing, doing |
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What do you mean freeze? |
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Please, I'm a human being, I have needs |
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I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing |
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I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer |
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I'm already on my knees |
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I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me |
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And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee |
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Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go |
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Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching |
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Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd |
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If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive |
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For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet |
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I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it |
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The way you shake it, I can't believe it |
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I ain't never seen an ass like that |
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The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
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Doing, doing, doing |
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Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' |
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Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that |
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Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes |
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Doing, doing, doing |
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Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome |
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Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums |
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I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn |
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Police saying "freeze" |
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Doing doing doing |
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What do you mean freeze? |
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Geez, I just got my seat |
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I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept |
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Please do not remove me from this movie theater please |
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I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene |
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I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene |
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And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG |
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Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney |
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I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free |
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Free, yes, free, right back on the streets |
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What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? |
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I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man |
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And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand |
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The way you shake it, I can't believe it |
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I ain't never seen an ass like that |
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The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
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Doing, doing, doing |
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Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so |
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I ain't never seen a butt like that |
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Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go |
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Doing, doing, doing |
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The way she moves she dances like a go-go |
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In that video she sings get out your poles, so |
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I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo |
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Police saying "freeze" |
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Doing, doing, doing |
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What do you mean freeze? |
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My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch |
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I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these |
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Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this |
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Nobody is safe from me, no not even me |
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I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee |
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On the radio, but I think I did |
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Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit |
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Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd |
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I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick |
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Get to the chopper, everybody get out |
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I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down |
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The way you shake it, I can't believe it |
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I ain't never seen an ass like that |
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The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
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Doing, doing, doing |
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So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please? |
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I ain't never seen an ass like that |
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Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
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Doing, doing, doing |
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Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!) |
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