Cosmik Debris Lyrics
| Song | Cosmik Debris |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | No Commercial Potential |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Jim Gordon （drums） | |
| John Guerin （drums） | |
| Aynsley Dunbar （drums） | |
| Ralph Humphrey （drums） | |
| Jack Bruce （bass） | |
| Erroneous （bass） | |
| Tom Fowler （bass） | |
| Frank Zappa （bass, lead vocals, guitar） | |
| George Duke （keyboards, background vocals） | |
| Don "Sugar Cane" Harris （violin） | |
| Jean-Luc Ponty （violin） | |
| Ruth Underwood （percussion） | |
| Ian Underwood （saxophone） | |
| Napoleon Murphy Brock （saxophone, background vocals） | |
| Sal Marquez （trumpet） | |
| Bruce Fowler （trombone） | |
| Ray Collins （background vocals） | |
| Kerry McNabb （background vocals） | |
| Susie Glower （background vocals） | |
| Debbie （background vocals） | |
| Lynn （background vocals） | |
| Ruben Ladron De Guevara （background vocals） | |
| Robert Camarena （background vocals） | |
| The mystery man came over | |
| And he said "I'm outta sight!" | |
| He said for a nominal service charge | |
| I could reach nirvana tonight | |
| If I was ready, willing and able | |
| To pay him his regular fee | |
| He would drop all the rest of | |
| His pressing affairs and devote | |
| His attention to me | |
| But I said "Look here brother | |
| who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Look here brother, don't waste your time on me" | |
| The mystery man got nervous | |
| And he fidget around a bit | |
| He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe | |
| And he whipped out a shaving kit | |
| Now I thought it was a razor | |
| And a can of foaming goo | |
| But he told me right then when the top popped open | |
| There was nothin' his box won't do | |
| With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo | |
| He said "You might not believe this, little fella | |
| But it'll cure your asthma too" | |
| And I said "Look here brother | |
| Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway? | |
| Look here brother, don't waste your time on me" | |
| （Don't waste your time） | |
| "I've got troubles of my own", I said | |
| "And you can't help me out | |
| So, take your meditations and your preparations | |
| And ram it up your snout!" | |
| "But I got the crystal ball", he said | |
| And held it to the ligh | |
| So I snatched it, all away from him | |
| And I showed him how to do it right | |
| I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head | |
| So I looked like I was deep | |
| I said some mumbo-jumbo, then | |
| I told him he was going to sleep | |
| I robbed his rings and pocketwatch | |
| And everything else I found | |
| I had that sucker hypnotized | |
| He couldn't even make a sound | |
| I proceeded to tell him his future, then | |
| As long as he was hanging around | |
| I said "The price of meat has just gone up | |
| And your old lady has just gone down!" | |
| And I said "Look here brother-who you | |
| Jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? | |
| Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher? | |
| So, don't waste your time on me" | |
| Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me | |
| （Shanti） |
| Jim Gordon drums | |
| John Guerin drums | |
| Aynsley Dunbar drums | |
| Ralph Humphrey drums | |
| Jack Bruce bass | |
| Erroneous bass | |
| Tom Fowler bass | |
| Frank Zappa bass, lead vocals, guitar | |
| George Duke keyboards, background vocals | |
| Don " Sugar Cane" Harris violin | |
| JeanLuc Ponty violin | |
| Ruth Underwood percussion | |
| Ian Underwood saxophone | |
| Napoleon Murphy Brock saxophone, background vocals | |
| Sal Marquez trumpet | |
| Bruce Fowler trombone | |
| Ray Collins background vocals | |
| Kerry McNabb background vocals | |
| Susie Glower background vocals | |
| Debbie background vocals | |
| Lynn background vocals | |
| Ruben Ladron De Guevara background vocals | |
| Robert Camarena background vocals | |
| The mystery man came over | |
| And he said " I' m outta sight!" | |
| He said for a nominal service charge | |
| I could reach nirvana tonight | |
| If I was ready, willing and able | |
| To pay him his regular fee | |
| He would drop all the rest of | |
| His pressing affairs and devote | |
| His attention to me | |
| But I said " Look here brother | |
| who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Look here brother, don' t waste your time on me" | |
| The mystery man got nervous | |
| And he fidget around a bit | |
| He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe | |
| And he whipped out a shaving kit | |
| Now I thought it was a razor | |
| And a can of foaming goo | |
| But he told me right then when the top popped open | |
| There was nothin' his box won' t do | |
| With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo | |
| He said " You might not believe this, little fella | |
| But it' ll cure your asthma too" | |
| And I said " Look here brother | |
| Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway? | |
| Look here brother, don' t waste your time on me" | |
| Don' t waste your time | |
| " I' ve got troubles of my own", I said | |
| " And you can' t help me out | |
| So, take your meditations and your preparations | |
| And ram it up your snout!" | |
| " But I got the crystal ball", he said | |
| And held it to the ligh | |
| So I snatched it, all away from him | |
| And I showed him how to do it right | |
| I wrapped a newspaper ' round my head | |
| So I looked like I was deep | |
| I said some mumbojumbo, then | |
| I told him he was going to sleep | |
| I robbed his rings and pocketwatch | |
| And everything else I found | |
| I had that sucker hypnotized | |
| He couldn' t even make a sound | |
| I proceeded to tell him his future, then | |
| As long as he was hanging around | |
| I said " The price of meat has just gone up | |
| And your old lady has just gone down!" | |
| And I said " Look here brotherwho you | |
| Jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? | |
| Don' t you know, you could make more money as a butcher? | |
| So, don' t waste your time on me" | |
| Don' t waste it, don' t waste your time on me | |
| Shanti |
| Jim Gordon drums | |
| John Guerin drums | |
| Aynsley Dunbar drums | |
| Ralph Humphrey drums | |
| Jack Bruce bass | |
| Erroneous bass | |
| Tom Fowler bass | |
| Frank Zappa bass, lead vocals, guitar | |
| George Duke keyboards, background vocals | |
| Don " Sugar Cane" Harris violin | |
| JeanLuc Ponty violin | |
| Ruth Underwood percussion | |
| Ian Underwood saxophone | |
| Napoleon Murphy Brock saxophone, background vocals | |
| Sal Marquez trumpet | |
| Bruce Fowler trombone | |
| Ray Collins background vocals | |
| Kerry McNabb background vocals | |
| Susie Glower background vocals | |
| Debbie background vocals | |
| Lynn background vocals | |
| Ruben Ladron De Guevara background vocals | |
| Robert Camarena background vocals | |
| The mystery man came over | |
| And he said " I' m outta sight!" | |
| He said for a nominal service charge | |
| I could reach nirvana tonight | |
| If I was ready, willing and able | |
| To pay him his regular fee | |
| He would drop all the rest of | |
| His pressing affairs and devote | |
| His attention to me | |
| But I said " Look here brother | |
| who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Look here brother, don' t waste your time on me" | |
| The mystery man got nervous | |
| And he fidget around a bit | |
| He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe | |
| And he whipped out a shaving kit | |
| Now I thought it was a razor | |
| And a can of foaming goo | |
| But he told me right then when the top popped open | |
| There was nothin' his box won' t do | |
| With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo | |
| He said " You might not believe this, little fella | |
| But it' ll cure your asthma too" | |
| And I said " Look here brother | |
| Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway? | |
| Look here brother, don' t waste your time on me" | |
| Don' t waste your time | |
| " I' ve got troubles of my own", I said | |
| " And you can' t help me out | |
| So, take your meditations and your preparations | |
| And ram it up your snout!" | |
| " But I got the crystal ball", he said | |
| And held it to the ligh | |
| So I snatched it, all away from him | |
| And I showed him how to do it right | |
| I wrapped a newspaper ' round my head | |
| So I looked like I was deep | |
| I said some mumbojumbo, then | |
| I told him he was going to sleep | |
| I robbed his rings and pocketwatch | |
| And everything else I found | |
| I had that sucker hypnotized | |
| He couldn' t even make a sound | |
| I proceeded to tell him his future, then | |
| As long as he was hanging around | |
| I said " The price of meat has just gone up | |
| And your old lady has just gone down!" | |
| And I said " Look here brotherwho you | |
| Jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? | |
| Don' t you know, you could make more money as a butcher? | |
| So, don' t waste your time on me" | |
| Don' t waste it, don' t waste your time on me | |
| Shanti |
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