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this song is dedicated to you |
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this song will keep you warm |
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this song will build you a house |
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this song will heal all that ails you |
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this song will be your very best friend |
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when you need a friend, look for me |
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look for this song, because that's all you have |
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and this song will buy you clothes |
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this song is very, very special |
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this song will give you soup when you're sick |
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this song will even pet your cat |
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when you don't want to anymore, just look for me |
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and look for this song, because we'll help you along |
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we'll help you along |
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we'll help you out |
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this song is the catch-all, end-all |
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why are you doubting this song's abilities |
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this song is a sad, sad song |
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this song is the song to end all songs |
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this song is one of the seven wonders |
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this song knows if you're not listening |
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and if you don't listen you won't reap the benefits |
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you won't understand what this song is saying |
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other songs have tried to sing along |
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but they fail miserably and end up the laughing stock |
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this song is this song |
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many have tried to sing this song |
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this song will teach you all about life |
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let's all smile when this song tells us to |
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hold your applause till the end of this song |
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please don't try to sing the words to this song |
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this song is the radio single |
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this song has no genre and likes it |
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i will try to teach you, but this song can do it better |
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when no one else will be you're friend, i'll do the job |
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when no one else will be you're friend, i'll do the job |
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i want the job, i filled out in the only application |
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this song will help you when you're short on rent |
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this song will pay all the cab fare |
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you will always love this song |
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like you love a puppy, or a baby, or your family |
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this song will be the cure for cancer |
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this song will run for president and win |
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this song will surpass all of your doubts |
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this song has been ok'd by nasa |
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so, it's ok and it's alright |
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let's all be happy and practice good posture |
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let's all sign where they tell us to |
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let's all form a straight line and march to nowhere |
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this song will be your leader |
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this song will confuse, but you'll like it |
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you will give this song all of your money |
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you will give this song everything you love |
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you will sing this song to all that you know |
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and then bring all their belongings to this song |
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so let's all tell a friend about this song |
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and try to sing along |
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try to sing along |
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try to sing along ya'll |
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i said try to sing along |
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try to sing along... |
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they always say your life will never dull or your money back |
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well, i want my money back |
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i want my money back |
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they always say your life will never dull or your money back |
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well, i want my money back before my first heart attack |
