| Dear Mister Fantasy play us a tune | |
| Something to make us all happy | |
| Do anything take us out of this gloom | |
| Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy | |
| You are the one who can make us all laugh | |
| But doing that you break out in tears | |
| Please don't be sad if it was a straight mind you had | |
| We wouldn't have known you all these years | |
| Dear Mister Fantasy play us a tune | |
| Something to make us all happy | |
| Do anything take us out of this gloom | |
| Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy | |
| You are the one who can make us all laugh | |
| But doing that you break out in tears | |
| Please don't be sad if it was a straight mind you had | |
| We wouldn't have known you all these years | |
| Dear Mister Fantasy play us a tune | |
| Something to make us all happy | |
| Do anything take us out of this gloom | |
| Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy | |
| You are the one who can make us all laugh | |
| But doing that you break out in tears | |
| Please don't be sad if it was a straight mind you had | |
| We wouldn't have known you all these years |