Mr. Custer

Song Mr. Custer
Artist Larry Verne
Album Dr. Demento's 25th Anniversary Collection

Lyrics

[00:07.76] That famous day in history the men of the7th Cavalry went riding on
[00:17.42] And from the rear a voice was heard
[00:19.39] A brave you man with a trembling word rang loud and clear
[00:23.60] What am I doin' here
[00:26.37] Please Mr.Custer I don't wanna go
[00:33.40] Hey Mr.Custer please don't make me go
[00:41.47] I had a dream last night about the comin' fight
[00:52.61] Somebody yelled attack
[00:56.96] And there I stood with a arrow in my back
[01:01.57] Please Mr.Custer I don't wanna go forward Ho--aaww
[01:11.67] Look at them bushes out there
[01:19.75] They're moving and there's a injun behind every one
[01:21.56] Hey Mr.Custer you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon
[01:26.17] HEY CHARLIE DUCK YER HEAD
[01:30.21] Hmm you're a little bit late on that one Charlie
[01:33.96] Hooh I bet that smarts
[01:36.43] They were sure of victory the men of the 7th Cavalry as they rode on
[01:42.27] But then from the rear a voice was heard
[01:47.10] That same brave voice with the trembling word rang loud and clear
[01:51.42] What am I doin' here
[01:52.45] Please Mr.Custer I don't wanna go
[01:59.70] Listen Mr.Custer please don't make me go
[02:08.67] There's a redskin a'waitin' out there just fixin to take my hair
[02:19.60] A coward I've been called cuz I don't wanna wind up dead or bald
[02:28.26] Please Mr.Custer I don't wanna go forward HO--aaww