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Amneris: Women: |
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In life one has to face a huge assortment |
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Of nauseating fads and good advice |
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There's health and fitness |
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Diet and deportment |
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And other pointless forms of sacrifice |
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Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter |
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Manners? Charm? |
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They're no way to impress |
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So forget the inner me , observe the outer |
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I am what I wear and how I dress |
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Oh now I believe in looking |
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Like my time on earth is cooking |
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Whether polka dotted |
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Striped or even checked |
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With the some glamour guaranteeing |
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Every fiber on of my being |
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Is displayed to quite remarkable effect |
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From your cradle via trousseau Ah |
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To your deathbed you're on view, so Ah |
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Never compromise, accept no substitute Ah |
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I would rather wear a barrel Ah |
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Than conservative apparel Ah |
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For my dress has always been Ah |
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My strongest suit Ah |
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Overwear |
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Underwear |
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Anytime |
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Anywhere |
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Staying in or hitting town wards Ooh ooh ooh ah |
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From the top and working downwards Ooh ooh ooh ah |
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I ensure that every stitch Ooh ooh ooh ah |
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Is stitched in time |
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Whether wig or hat or turban Is stitched in time |
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Whether clad boudoir or urban Ooh ooh ooh ah |
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Not to strut your stuff Ooh ooh ooh ah |
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Outrageously's a crime Ooh ooh ooh ah |
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Such a crime |
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And the few who are invited Oooh overwear |
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To my wardrobe are delighted Oooh underwear |
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As they wander through my things Oooh anytime |
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To find en route We're wandering through your things |
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Ooh negligee |
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That in negligee or formal Ooh anything but normal normal |
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I am anything but normal |
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Ooh ah |
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For my dress has always been Overwear, underwear |
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My strongest suit Anytime, anywhere |
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Overwear, underwear |
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Anytime, anywhere |
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I am what I wear Overwear, underwear |
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Anytime, anywhere |
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Overwear,underwear |
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I said anytime Anytime |
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Anywhere |
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Finest |
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Divinest |
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So bring me all my finest |
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Most audacious, my divinest Most revealing most |
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Most revealing expensive |
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Most expensive and to boot Most arresting |
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Most heartstopping |
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Most arresting Most heart-stoping |
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Overwear |
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Most heartstopping Underwear |
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Most free-flowing Anytime |
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Most eye-popping |
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Most arresting Anywhere |
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Most heart-stopping |
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Dress has always been |
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Dress has always been |
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I am what I wear |
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My strongest suit |
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I am what I wear |
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My strongest suit |
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I am what I wear |
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You know that |
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I am what I wear |
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Dress has always been |
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My strongest |
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Dress has always been My strongest |
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My strongest My strongest suit |
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My strongest |
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My strongest My strongest |
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My stroooooooooongest suit My strongest |
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My strongest suit |
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My strongest suit! |