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When I woke up this morning |
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Much to my surprise |
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The sun was going down |
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And I was still alive |
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I looked into the mirror |
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And according to my eyes |
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The Martians have invaded |
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It's hopeless |
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I went to see my doctor |
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To ask him what to do |
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Depending on the |
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Diagnosis |
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I said, "Doc, I'm seeing double |
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And how are both of you?" |
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No cause for alarm |
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It's hopeless |
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You don't stand a chance |
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It's hopeless |
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Everybody dance |
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Well, there's paradise and doomsday |
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It depends on which comes first |
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There's inner peace |
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Through meditation |
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There's optimists and pessimists |
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I don't know which is worse |
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But the yogi mow mow, but the yogi mow mow |
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It's hopeless |
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The solution has been dissolved |
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The crisis has been resolved |
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There's no need to change your plans |
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It's a hopeless situation |
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For tomorrow is another day |
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And everything will be okay |
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And by the way |
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It's hopeless, hopeless |
