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I'm a ninja |
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Of the dance floor |
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I got a craving for whatever's yours |
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I'm a fucking ninja |
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Of the dance floor |
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I do the things that you can't ignore |
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Are you a ninja? |
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Do you drink special brew |
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Cause you cant afford a bottle of the champagne too? |
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Get out the kitchen if you can't take the heat |
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I never eat |
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Cause I haven't had a good night till I'm sick in the street |
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Ah bro that really smells |
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What have you been drinking man |
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Super strongbow motherfucker do you wanna can? |
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I don't pay by card and |
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I don't pay by cheque man |
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Ill give you so much change you cant even hold it in your hand ai ai.... |
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I'm an assassin of the dance floor right? |
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I silently assassinate every drink in sight |
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I got eyes like a hawk, a serial drink thief |
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I'm like Robin Hood apart from that I'm robbing for me |
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From the rich cause I'm poor |
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A celebrity whore |
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I'm the type of boy you told your daughters to watch out for |
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And my hands are like samurai swords |
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But they're not metal so nothing like swords |
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They're just hands |
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what the fuck you sayin' man? |
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oh... I dunno |
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But Im still a ninja |
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Of the dance floor |
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My hands look nothing like samurai swords |
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But Im a fucking ninja |
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Of the dance floor |
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So get ready for what I got in store |
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I went to cheapskates, to be a cheapskate |
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I went to punk to getta lil crunk |
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I went to mahiki thought I could be cheeky |
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They wouldn't let me in (NAH!) |
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Till I showed my katana (NAH!) |
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Is that my drink? |
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I ain't got no drink |
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I swear that's my drink |
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It was just any drink |
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Well my drink's been drunk (OH WELL) |
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That shit got stole (OH WELL) |
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Oh well, welly welly |
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Lets take a ride like Nelly |
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We could move like jelly |
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We're invisible |
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we're up all night |
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Ive got special powers |
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I can stay up for seven whole hours |
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I can see when its foggy foggy |
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Like Snoop Doggy Doggy |
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Im a ninja dick face, got a tattoo to prove it |
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Don't ever let me see you waste your drink cuz Ill lose it |
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Give you five whole seconds to finish it up |
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Till I come around the corner, take a shit in your cup |
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I'm a ninja |
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Of the dance floor |
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I'll take a shit in everything thats yours |
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I'm a fucking ninja |
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Of the dance floor |
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I drink more than a liquor store |
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Are you a ninja? WHAT! |
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Of the dance floor? WHAT! |
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did you just say something there? |
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yeah i was just doing the little white boy bit like "whaat" |
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what like Eminem? |
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yeah... |
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Baby I'm a ninja |
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In a western world |
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Now let's hear it from my ninja girl |
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Baby Boo, all of my friends are ninjas too just like you |
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oh... oh shit |
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nin nin ja ja ja |
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I'm a fuckin ninja |
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nin nin ja ja ja |
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I'm a fuckin ninja |
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nin nin ja ja ja |
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I'm a fuckin ninja |
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nin nin ja ja ja |
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I'm a fuckin ninja of the dance floor |
