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Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) |
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Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) |
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Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals) |
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Ike willis (lead vocals) |
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Peter wolf (keyboards) |
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Tommy mars (keyboards) |
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Arthur barrow (bass, vocals) |
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Ed mann (percussion) |
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Vinnie colaiuta (drums) |
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Jeff (tenor saxophone) |
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Marginal chagrin (baritone saxophone) |
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Stumuk (bass saxophone) |
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Dale bozzio (vocals) |
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Al malkin (vocals) |
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Craig steward (harmonica) |
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A festive cyo party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom dance, the "hokey pokey," baked goods, & father riley making sure the lights don't go down too low... |
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Father riley and various party goers: |
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Catholic girls |
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With a tiny little mustache |
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Catholic girls |
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Do you know how they go? |
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Catholic girls |
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In the rectory basement |
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Father riley's a fairy |
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But it don't bother mary |
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Catholic girls |
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At the cyo |
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Catholic girls |
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Do you know how they go? |
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Catholic girls |
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There can be no replacement |
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How do they go, after the show? |
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Joe: |
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All the way |
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That's the way they go |
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Every day |
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And none of their mamas ever seem to know |
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Hip-hip-hooray |
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For all the class they show |
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There's nothing like a catholic girl |
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At the cyo |
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When they learn to blow... |
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Father riley: |
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They're learning to blow |
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All the catholic boys! |
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Mary: |
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Warren cuccurullo... |
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Father riley: |
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Catholic boys! |
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Mary: |
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Kinda young, kinda wow! |
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Father riley: |
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Catholic boys! |
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Mary: |
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Vinnie colaiuta... |
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Chorus: |
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Where are they now? |
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Did they all take the vow? |
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Father riley: |
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Catholic girls |
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Warren: |
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Carmenita scarfone! |
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Father riley: |
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Catholic girls |
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Officer butzis: |
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Hey! she gave me vd! |
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Father riley: |
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Catholic girls! |
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Warren: |
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Toni carbone! |
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Chorus: |
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With a tongue like a cow |
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She could make you go wow! |
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Joe: |
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Vd vowdy vootie |
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Right away |
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That's the way they go |
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Every day |
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Whenever their mamas take them to a show |
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Matinee |
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Pass the popcorn please |
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There's nothing like a catholic girl |
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With her hand in the box |
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When she's on her knees |
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Larry: |
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She was on her knees, |
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My little catholic girl |
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Chorus: |
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In a little white dress |
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Catholic girls |
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They never confess |
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Catholic girls |
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I got one for a cousin |
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I love how they go |
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So send me a dozen |
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Catholic girls |
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Ooooooh! |
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Catholic girls |
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Ooooooh! |
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(etc.) |
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Central scrutinizer: |
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This is the central scrutinizer... |
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Joe had a girl friend named mary. |
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She used to go the church club every week. |
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They'd meet each other there |
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Hold hands |
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And think pure thoughts |
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But one night at the social club meeting |
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Mary didn't show up... |
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She was sucking cock backstage at the armory |
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In order to get a pass |
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To see some big rock group for free... |
