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Raaaaghhhhh! |
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Gather in a circle we're going to play a game |
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Kneel around the cookie each with a stiffy we're ready to begin |
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This time it's not for pleasure you'll have to stroke it faster than ever |
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The last one to spurt eats the scum cookie so get ready, set stroke: |
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Whack off, |
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Rub one out |
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Drain your balls |
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Play with yourself |
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Spank your monkey |
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Drain your balls |
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Longevity it's a disadvantage here if you don't want to ingest jizz |
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It's a disadvantage here |
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We're just a bunch of guys but only one of us will devour the spuzz |
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Out of five only two remain |
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Three have splattered the cookie with cooze |
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Fatigue is setting in arms tired burning pain |
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They continue on with rosy palms |
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Finally a loser is decided |
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Last one to shake out the monkey |
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He stares down at the steaming mound he must eat it in the name of honor |