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I'm a man of reason and they say 'tis the season |
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To be jolly, but it's folly when you volley for position |
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Never in existence has there been such a resistance |
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To ideas meant to free us, if you could see us, then you'd listen |
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Toiling through the ages making toys on garnished wages |
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There's no union, we're only through when we outdo the competition |
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I make toys, but I've got aspirations |
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Make some noise, use your imagination |
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Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for |
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There's a list for who's been naughty or nice |
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But consider the price to an elf |
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A full indentured servitude can reflect on one's attitude |
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But that silly red hat just makes the fat man look outrageous |
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Absurd though it may seem, you know I've heard there's even been |
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Illegal doping, and though we're coping |
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I just hope it's not contagious |
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You try to start a movement and you think you see improvement |
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But when thrown into the moment, we just don't seem so courageous |
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I make toys, but I've got aspirations |
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Make some noise, use your imagination |
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Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for |
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There's a list for who's been naughty or nice |
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But consider the price to an elf |
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You look at yourself, you're an elf, and the shelf |
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Is just filled with disappointing memories |
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Trends come and go and your friends wanna know |
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Why you aren't just happy making crappy little gizmos |
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Every kid knows they'll just throw this stuff away |
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We're used to repetition, so we drew up a petition |
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We the undersigned feel undermined, let's redefine employment |
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We know that we've got leverage, so we'll hand the fat man a beverage |
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He'll sit back while we attack the utter lack of our enjoyment |
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It may be tough to swallow, but our threats are far from hollow |
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He may thunder, but if he blunders, he may wonder where the toys went |
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I make toys, but I've got aspirations |
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Make some noise, use your imagination |
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Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for |
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There's a list for who's been naughty or nice |
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But consider the price |
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Naughty or nice, but consider the price |
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Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf |
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