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If you got a Cadillac boy |
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And a 40 room shack boy |
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A bucket full of money |
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And a tree full of honey |
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But if your gettin' no huggin' |
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No smoochin' or a muggin' |
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If you ain't lovin' |
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Than you ain't livin' |
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If you're ridin' on a gravy train |
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Instead of walkin' down lover's lane |
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You can't make hay boy |
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Cause your goin' the wrong way boy |
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You gotta get a little honey |
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It's better than money |
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If you ain't lovin' |
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Than you ain't livin' |
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If they call you a big man |
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Cause you got a lot of bottom land |
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If you're kin to the President |
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And ya get help from the Government |
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But if your gettin' no attention |
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You're better off on a pension |
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If you ain't lovin' |
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Then you ain't livin' |
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If you got a string of long cards |
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And your smokin' them four-bit cigars |
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You ain't so well to do |
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Unless you get a little coochy-coo |
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It takes a little bit of smackin' |
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Or your lifes lackin' |
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If you ain't lovin' |
